Skanksgiving: A Magical Time of The Year 1 reply

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#1 12 years ago

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Is there a more wonderful time of the year than the one we're approaching?

I'm not speaking of Christmas...

...I'm talking about next week.

And, specifically, Skanksgiving.

For those not familiar with the term, Skanksgiving is the night before Thanksgiving, and it's one of the biggest nights of the year in terms of people going out.

Two reasons: a) everybody is off the next day and b) many people return home...and therefore get together with friends to have booze.

Oh, and perhaps I should add a third reason upon further reflection...

...here's letter c) the ladies get all dolled up and...even moreso...it's the first time they've seen past significant others since either the summer or whoknowshowlong, and they're ready to play ball.

After all, by now, the new college boyfriend that they've spent 3 months with to get away from the old, boring hometown boyfriend is now boring her for the same reason the old one was...because he's not new.

Well, on Skanksgiving, that which was old becomes new again.

Truly fun for the whole family.

Lots of booze.

Lots of banging.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

And, it's only 6 days away.

Can't wait, can't wait!!! :beer: :beer:




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#2 12 years ago

Skanksgiving FTW! :beer::hump: :hump: