for your enjoyment......or not [INDENT] "I fell asleep with my friend Daniel, he wakes up earlier than me. I knew he would be up to helping me, he brought his lighter with him and some paper. Since I learned from him if you get burned while you are asleep it feels like someone is touching you in the dreamworld, I had asked him to burn me about an hour before I am awake. So there I was enjoying life, and I woke up with small burns in between normal skin and first degree. My girlfriend Nancy finally touched me. Sasha, the girl outside of my dreams, has never touched me." [/INDENT]
*Might* be the most depressing thing I've ever read.
I like your reaction best
[SIZE="3"]What a gay book. You sir, are gay.[/SIZE]
the narrator is deranged
Belthagors entire life is a cry for help.