build a time machine, travel to 1990 and drop a big one on texas.
aye ayye captian! [color=indigo]*snickers* soon man kind will be in rage and me and my deminions shall take the burning chaos up into this pitiful pathetic mortal world![/color]
no, just texas and we can stop there.
NO We got back to the 1800s and stop america from winning it's revolution, so we can all become bloody british! [color=indigo]and the burning chaos shall take america by its grips and make it our own. No mortal shall escape as every living soul will be tormeted by the damned![/color]
or we can go back to 1836 and help the mexicans take control of the land that would soon be known as texas, so it never becomes a state.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!:bawl: Let the british take over america damnit! It shall be called Neo-Britian!
ok but promise us youll keep the french out... :deal:
French can have their land next to Russia and germany
yes lets do this cambo! and be sure to make us both dukes while your at it!
well im all for it sarrow, now im off to make some pancakes.
TheMachine reporting on duty!
ps: I brought pancakes.