So I was reading this ACT Practice test booklet... 16 replies

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Zedo Mann

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#1 8 years ago

...and in the English section there was a passage that said:

Psychrophiles live in harsh and inhospitable places on our planet. One ancient breed of psychrophile lives in million-year-old ice miles below an Antarctic glacier. In the ice of the South Pole, psychrophiles survive not only in darkness and subzero temperatures but also ultraviolet radiation.

I thought the word Psychrophiles was Pedophiles until I realized what it actually said. I read it with the Word Pedophiles anyway, just for lols.

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Pedophiles live in harsh and inhospitable places on our planet. One ancient breed of pedophile lives in million-year-old ice miles below an Antarctic glacier. In the ice of the South Pole, pedophiles survive not only in darkness and subzero temperatures but also ultraviolet radiation.

:lulz::rofl::lulz:




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#2 8 years ago

...k.

And lol you're going to get like an 18 on English if you thought 'psychrophile' said 'pedophile' just because they both start with P and end with -phile.




Zedo Mann

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#3 8 years ago

Inyri Forge;5302278...k.

And lol you're going to get like an 18 on English if you thought 'psychrophile' said 'pedophile' just because they both start with P and end with -phile.

It was just a quick glance, and the college I'm going to doesn't even require ACT, so I probably won't even take it.




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#4 8 years ago

You could shoot for 100 on the SAT then.




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#5 8 years ago

I just endowed a chair.


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VFrieden

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#6 8 years ago

I am a pedophile, and I am deeply offended by this. :mad:


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Zedo Mann

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#7 8 years ago
Frieden;5302367I am a pedophile, and I am deeply offended by this. :mad:

What are you talking about?!? It says you're tougher than anything.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 8 years ago
Red Menace;5302339I just endowed a chair.

Is it a chair like the one Clooney made in Burn After Reading? You nasty.




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#9 8 years ago

Inyri Forge;5302278...k.

And lol you're going to get like an 18 on English if you thought 'psychrophile' said 'pedophile' just because they both start with P and end with -phile.

I took my ACT a few weeks ago, and then I saw a car accident happen in the parking lot, it made me lol.


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#10 8 years ago

That's not very funny at all.




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