Isn't that supposed to happen sometime in the 21st century?
What do you mean "try"? There are no "trys" in Communism, son.
Do or do not do?
Communists don't like Yoda.
Communists kick Yoda. Hard.
17th June 2002
Yoda is a communist. Didn't you hear about the 'new' episode 4 that Lucas is making? It's a prequel to the sequels, and a sequel to the prequel of the sequels. Anyway, the lowdown is that Yoda flees from the Sith and the Galactic Empire, but before he goes into hiding he heads for Tatooine and attempts a Marxist revolution. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately) he got eaten by Jabba the Hutt half-way through, and his Red Jedi were subsequently demoralised and went to find some pie. Eventually, Jabba spat him out and he flew into space, finally coming to rest on Dagobah. Lacking a ship or another rocket-propelled Hutt launcher, that's where he lived for the rest of his days. In a one-man (or whatever he is) commune, no less.
No yoda is a giant frog with a glow-stick.. glow sticks pwn all nubbie communists 1337 styolz gg no re