So when is Russia going to try to take over the world? 6 replies

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CyberRaptor

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#1 12 years ago

Isn't that supposed to happen sometime in the 21st century?




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#2 12 years ago

What do you mean "try"? There are no "trys" in Communism, son.




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#3 12 years ago

Do or do not do?




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#4 12 years ago

Communists don't like Yoda.

Communists kick Yoda. Hard.




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#5 12 years ago

Yoda is a communist. Didn't you hear about the 'new' episode 4 that Lucas is making? It's a prequel to the sequels, and a sequel to the prequel of the sequels. Anyway, the lowdown is that Yoda flees from the Sith and the Galactic Empire, but before he goes into hiding he heads for Tatooine and attempts a Marxist revolution. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately) he got eaten by Jabba the Hutt half-way through, and his Red Jedi were subsequently demoralised and went to find some pie. Eventually, Jabba spat him out and he flew into space, finally coming to rest on Dagobah. Lacking a ship or another rocket-propelled Hutt launcher, that's where he lived for the rest of his days. In a one-man (or whatever he is) commune, no less.




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#6 12 years ago

:beamme:




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#7 12 years ago

No yoda is a giant frog with a glow-stick.. glow sticks pwn all nubbie communists 1337 styolz gg no re