17th June 2002
...gets the bartender's attention, and says "I'd like a Mexican beer, please."
The bartender immediately begins shouting, "OK, everybody out! Right now! Everyone out of the bar!" He proceeds to herd all the patrons out into the street, slamming the door behind them.
The solar physicist shakes his head ruefully. "Darn," he says, "I should have seen that Corona mass ejection coming!"
2nd May 2016
wouldn't it be better to start a single thread with jokes in other forum than spam, instead of, well, spamming the list of recent threads?
11th November 2006
Yeah, Matt. How dare you spam the spam forum! What do you think it's for?! We need space for seizure inducing animated dogs and locked advertiser threads!