Some important information if your penis travels at the speed of light 2 replies

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Pethegreat VIP Member

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#1 8 years ago

If you had sex at the speed of light, the penis will be lost to the force of friction. A penis traveling in and out of a vagina at the speed of light will be subjected to enormous resistive forces. This will heat up the penis enormously and it will vapourise. As previously stated, sex at the speed of light will create one massive friction burn. Relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. As a penis accelerates up to the speed of light, it will inevitably pass the sound barrier, producing deafening sonic booms with every inward and d thrust.

So don't have sex with your penis traveling at the speed of light or else Einstein's theories will claim your member.


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#2 8 years ago

That was helpful!

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#3 8 years ago

Thanks thanks, million thanks, very helpfull.