I'm serious. I was in a car, making "Vroom" sounds while playing with the steering wheel, and this pack of 16-year old boys jumped out of the woods and started . . . violated my parents poor car. One kid had his dick and left nipple cut off when he stuck in the engine-cooling fan. Another kid's package was lit on fire when I threw a match in the gas tank. There wasn't much gas in it, but none the less, it still caused a small explosion. Damn it messy, Blood, sweat, motor oil, gasoline, tears . . and other bodily fluids were all over the place.
That's gonna be a pain to clean.
Yeah, I wore gloves when taking that kid's carved-up dick out of the fan. Tried to throw it away, but my dog grabbed it.
Smarter than a stump.
28th March 2006
. . . he goes through the gash where his cock used to be?
Idiot Action-Adventure Girl
7th July 2006
johnpp;3366934How is he gonna go to the toilet now? :(
Well...I know how. He is just gonna have to sit like us. :)
Jill;3366950Well...I know how. He is just gonna have to sit like us. :)
You should start a "Girl Menace" Thread....and have johnpp be president.
Kidding on the "girl menace" thread. We have too many "menace" threads.
Try thinking....really hard.