Some kids raped my car. 25 replies

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Captain Fist

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#1 12 years ago

I'm serious. I was in a car, making "Vroom" sounds while playing with the steering wheel, and this pack of 16-year old boys jumped out of the woods and started . . . violated my parents poor car. One kid had his dick and left nipple cut off when he stuck in the engine-cooling fan. Another kid's package was lit on fire when I threw a match in the gas tank. There wasn't much gas in it, but none the less, it still caused a small explosion. Damn it messy, Blood, sweat, motor oil, gasoline, tears . . and other bodily fluids were all over the place.




Zach

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#2 12 years ago

That's gonna be a pain to clean.




Captain Fist

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#3 12 years ago

Yeah, I wore gloves when taking that kid's carved-up dick out of the fan. Tried to throw it away, but my dog grabbed it.




Darth Lord Dildosaurus

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#4 12 years ago

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#5 12 years ago

How is he gonna go to the toilet now? :(




Captain Fist

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#6 12 years ago

. . . he goes through the gash where his cock used to be?




Jill

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#7 12 years ago
johnpp;3366934How is he gonna go to the toilet now? :(

Well...I know how. He is just gonna have to sit like us. :)




Zach

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#8 12 years ago
Jill;3366950Well...I know how. He is just gonna have to sit like us. :)

You should start a "Girl Menace" Thread....and have johnpp be president.

Kidding on the "girl menace" thread. We have too many "menace" threads.




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#9 12 years ago

Why oh WHY does DataLord hate me?




Zach

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#10 12 years ago

Try thinking....really hard.