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#1 10 years ago

Sometimes when I post, I must admit that because of my over intelligence, I may post things that are too hard to comprehend or understand. I am more intelligent than the average human being by about 80 IQ points (average human IQ is 100). Because of this, I feel as though most of you cannot comprehend or understand my thought processes. I also suffer from ADHD and Parkinsons disease, a super combination that causes my brain to think over five times faster than the average human brain. As a result, I can type five times faster than the fastest typer on the planet. I can finish tests five times faster than the fastest test taker. I make over 4 million a year because of my abilities, and some say the money is getting to my head.

I've opened up ventures in many different fields, including salt mining in Utah, tree growing in the woods of California, I've set up my own Amish camps, funded by my own efforts. However, due to my intelligence and increased thought processing, my body ages five times slower than the average human being. Therefore, I look like a small child and have the voice of a small child. Many people do not take me very seriously.

So, I apologize for being so smart. God Bless everyone and have a merry Christmas!




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#2 10 years ago

LOL :rofl:




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#3 10 years ago

Smart troll is not so smart


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#4 10 years ago
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;4741142Smart troll is not so smart

What the? Why leave that one guy's Sorry thread in the pub but move mine?




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#5 10 years ago

110...is average in rest of the world...




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#6 10 years ago
Darth Taxi;4741145110...is average in rest of the world...

Actually, studies show that most non-Americans have IQ of squirrel or lizard. You do not know what you are talking about.




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#7 10 years ago
camping!;4741147Actually, studies show that most non-Americans have IQ of squirrel or lizard. You do not know what you are talking about.

I am sorry but you are mistaken...that is a study from Kazachstan and it says that about female humans not about non-Americans.




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#8 10 years ago
Actually, studies show that most non-Americans have IQ of squirrel or lizard. You do not know what you are talking about.

That's a real poor statement. It differs from person to person. But I guess this is something to high to be acknowledged by someone such as you.


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#9 10 years ago

I already know that his monkey fucking uncle birthed him to his baby momma.




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#10 10 years ago
Actually, studies show that most non-Americans have IQ of squirrel or lizard. You do not know what you are talking about.

Lol, are you fuckin kidding me? Really? You're going to make a generality like that? Nice, way to be an asshole.