In a lightning response which surprised expert analysts with its quickness, Spam cross the border moments ago and began their bombardment of the beautiful city of FH Off Top. While the rapidity of the counterattack caught some FHers off guard, observers have noted the attack appears to be nothing more than a nuisance raid. "Spam must have taken huge casualties in last night's attack by FH. Theey can only muster two, yes two, raiders. So far they've been completely contained by the skeleton crew of sentries, and no FH defense forces have had to be activated.," said a high-ranking and devilishly handsome veteran FH warrior. "Most of our troops won't even know this has happened until we're draggimg Spam corpses through the street."
Sporadic fighting continues in the street. More reports as information becomes available.
Uh, we usually put several words together to express a single thought, called a "sentence", separated by full stops known as "periods". We string several of these together to form "paragraphs". Stop me if I'm going too fast.
Feindlichen Panzer gesichtet!
1st November 2004
I think you already overcharged him after saying "Oh, we..." ;)
29th February 2004
I'm guessing the ban-hammer will strike a couple of deadly blows.
In an updated release from FH Defense Forces HQ, the PIO stated that the Spam raiders have apparently been reduced to a single individual. "He's a committed little cuss, but it's kind of hard for out troops to get all worked up trying to stop him. We'll let him fire off his rounds - he can't hit diddly anyway. Then he'll sneak back across the border. " Pictures from front follow.
Spam nurses drag off another Spam casualty.
GF is my bext friend *hugs GF*
15th March 2007
We have license to ban, permissions or not. But this will cause too much paperwork so it probably stays here.