Yes, good boy. Here's a cookie.
Sweet, I got a cookie and a title. It's like Christmas in the S.P.A.M. Party!
Originally Posted by General Secretary of S.P.A.M. - Red Menace Comrades! Today is an important day in the history of the peoples spamish revolution! For today you go to the polls and elect the Socially Progressive Awesome Movement, vanguard party of Red Thread to victory against the monarchists, fascists, apologists and Ziff Davis plutocrats! It is the duty of all Spammers, of all people to cast a vote for S.P.A.M. For on this day, January 11, 2009, you, like thousands before you will come to the polls to answer comrade Menace's call. Armed only with a vote, you will quickly make the plutocratic invaders realize that from now on they will be punished for every step they took in destroying spamish ideals, that from here on the only way is back.
Calling the Epic Party a monarchy? Not even. A republic more like.
Plus the time has come were new ideals overrule old ones.