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Crimmond

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#1 13 years ago

My crack team of scientists, whom all live in a small corner of my mind, have finally given me an answer to an age old question: How do I take over the world in the most unlikely way possible? My first and only step is to control the world market of spatulas. Yes. Spatulas. Why? Because... if I control spatulas, I control the flipping of pancakes. If I control pancakes, I control lumberjacks. If I control lumberjacks, I control the trees. If I control trees, I control air. If I control air, I control the world. NOW BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY SPATULA EMPIRE! http://jpatokal.iki.fi/photo/travel/Japan/Chugoku/Miyajima/Spatula_Giant.JPG




Rod Menass

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#2 13 years ago

Nevar.




Crimmond

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#3 13 years ago

Than you shall go the way of the Spork, and be destroyed for the good of mankind.




Rod Menass

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#4 13 years ago

Lies. I declare a jihad on your false empire.




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#5 13 years ago

I declare fatwa! A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!




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#6 13 years ago

i flip my pancakes freestyle :D


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#7 13 years ago

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties: He cut down trees, he eat his lunch He go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?! Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.


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Rod Menass

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#8 13 years ago
CrimmondI declare fatwa! A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!

You seem to have me there. damn.




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#9 13 years ago

Now... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!




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#10 13 years ago

pancake sammich?


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