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086goinfast

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#1 10 years ago

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Southern boys will be droped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by weeks end. :lol:




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#2 10 years ago

But what if the rednecks find out that those guys also practice inbreeding?...>.>


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#3 10 years ago

But what if the rednecks find out that those guys also practice inbreeding?...>.>


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#4 10 years ago

They'll still kill them.


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Junk angel

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#5 10 years ago

What if they get to love iraqi trucks?




Badha1rday

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#6 10 years ago

They'll steal them and run them over?

You really have to think these things through.




jumjum

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#7 10 years ago

Those Eye-rakis have dinky little Japanese trucks. That ain't no real truck, like a Ford or a Chevy or a Dodge. So we'll jest shoot 'em up at the same time we shoot them insurgents.

Now who was it that had somethin' smart to say 'bout inbreedin'?




Badha1rday

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#8 10 years ago

That would be Wasturr my good man.




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#9 10 years ago

*ducks*




jumjum

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#10 10 years ago

I'm gonna go get my little brother/uncle and get him to play ya'll some banjo music.




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