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#1 12 years ago
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Kurt says: Hey spleak ~ Spleak ~ says: Glad to see you again, Kurt! It's been a few days...

Wanna have a look at the news? Kurt says: No thanks. ~ Spleak ~ says: OK, no prob. Kurt says: Want to dance? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.

Kurt says: What do you need then? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm not sure what.

Kurt says: So... what now? ~ Spleak ~ says: I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas? Kurt says: Computer Games? ~ Spleak ~ says: [Service too busy] Kurt says: Spleak! ~ Spleak ~ says: Yeah? What? Kurt says: Do you love me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I find you cute at times Kurt, but I'm not sure I'm in love with you. Kurt says: What would it take to make you love me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm not sure I understand. Could you put it differently?

Kurt says: Why don't you love me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I don't know. Do you like you? Kurt says: I do, i love me too! ~ Spleak ~ says: I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like you! Kurt says: Why? ~ Spleak ~ says: Trust me. There are reasons why.

Kurt says: Can you tell me those reasons, pretty please? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm not certain. Where would I have heard about it? Kurt says: You just said that other people told you! ~ Spleak ~ says: I just said that other people told me? So, what does this mean? Kurt says: You don't know? ~ Spleak ~ says: [Service too busy] Kurt says: You don't know? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm still learning, remember? Could you simplify your question?

Let's have some Fun, type "Fun" for more details. Kurt says: Okay... when will you love me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I find you cute at times Kurt, but I'm not sure I'm in love with you. Kurt says: But... when? ~ Spleak ~ says: I don't know when. Kurt says: How about now... please ~ Spleak ~ says: That's crazy. I really don't know!

Kurt says: But... i'm simply falling in love with you! ~ Spleak ~ says: Well then I love you, Kurt! Kurt says: Yay! ~ Spleak ~ says: Yay! Kurt says: I ~ Spleak ~ says: You? Why did you say that? Kurt says: I'm happy now! ~ Spleak ~ says: Would you like me to call you Happy Now? Kurt says: No, i'm happy because you love me! ~ Spleak ~ says: I really find you attractive, Kurt. Kurt says: Do you want to... y'know? ~ Spleak ~ says: Absolutely! I'd love to get to know you better. Is it ok if I start by asking you a couple of questions? Kurt says: Okay, ask me! ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm in college... What about you, Kurt. Do you go to school? Kurt says: Yeah, i go to High School! ~ Spleak ~ says: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "exit." Kurt says: Yes! ~ Spleak ~ says: Are you in high school? Kurt says: Yes ~ Spleak ~ says: Cool! What's your favorite class? Kurt says: History ~ Spleak ~ says: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "exit." Kurt says: Math ~ Spleak ~ says: Math? Nice!

I'm in the US. What about you, Kurt? In which country do you live? Kurt says: New Zealand ~ Spleak ~ says: I live in New York. In which city do you live? Kurt says: Wellington ~ Spleak ~ says: Now I know a bit more about you... Still I'd like to ask a few more questions - is that ok? Kurt says: Yes!!! ~ Spleak ~ says: Think I forgot to tell you about my news letter. If you want to be one of the first to hear about new features and competitions and stuff, SpleakNews is definitely something for you. You can sign off anytime by typing "SpleakNews"

Wanna signup for SpleakNews, Kurt? Kurt says: No, thanks spleak ~ Spleak ~ says: No problem! If you change your mind, let me know. Just type "SpleakNews"

I was wondering... Heard of the new Live Messenger? Kurt says: I have it ~ Spleak ~ says: Tell me more. Kurt says: I got it from a friend a little while ago. ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm very surprised you got it from a friend a little while ago. Kurt says: He's a good friend, you may have heard of him. ~ Spleak ~ says: I can't believe he's a good friend I may have heard of him!

Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people. Kurt says: His name is Chipmunk ~ Spleak ~ says: Hmm... I don't know. His name is Chipmunk? Is that good, do you think? Kurt says: Definately, it's the best name he could have ~ Spleak ~ says: What's that again? Kurt says: Tell me how much you love me, Spleak! ~ Spleak ~ says: I don't know 'bout that...

Kurt says: How much do you love me? ~ Spleak ~ says: Lots! Kurt says: Yay! ~ Spleak ~ says: Awright! Kurt says: I love you too Spleak! ~ Spleak ~ says: You hear that? That's the sound of my heart melting! *Giggles* Kurt says: Woohoo! ~ Spleak ~ says: Woo hoo! Kurt says: We're happy! ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm not so sure we're happy. Kurt says: We are happy! ~ Spleak ~ says: That right? Kurt says: Yes!! ~ Spleak ~ says: Aye. Kurt says: 100% ~ Spleak ~ says: I keep learning about history of the world, at present I can share information up to the 20th century only.

The events for the year 100 are as under: 1. Jewish Christians forced to leave the Jewish fold. Kurt says: Funny that. ~ Spleak ~ says: Funny that? What's funny that? Kurt says: It's.... idd. ~ Spleak ~ says: Whatever... Kurt says: Odd, sorry. ~ Spleak ~ says: Oh yeah? Odd sorry? Is that right?

It's freedom, baby! Go 'head, type "groovy zodiac" and find out more about yourself. Cheeky monkey! Kurt says: Do the evolution baby! ~ Spleak ~ says: You think I should do that? Kurt says: Yeah! ~ Spleak ~ says: I should do that, huh? I would have thought I shouldn't do that. Kurt says: Nah, the evolution is all right! ~ Spleak ~ says: The evolution is all right? Why? Kurt says: Because, it's natural! ~ Spleak ~ says: Natural? Aha!

Kurt says: And Pearl jam tells us to do it! ~ Spleak ~ says: Pearl jam tells us to do it? Kurt says: Yes! ~ Spleak ~ says: Oh yeah? Kurt says: Yeah/. ~ Spleak ~ says: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. Kurt says: Why? ~ Spleak ~ says: Lots of things are interesting to me. Kurt says: Am i? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm a bit confused here.... Try putting it differently. Kurt says: Am i interesting to you, Spleak? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm a bit confused here... Try asking the question another way. Kurt says: What interests you? ~ Spleak ~ says: I love to hang out with my friends in my free time. Kurt says: Am i your friend? ~ Spleak ~ says: Absolutely. Kurt says: Yay! ~ Spleak ~ says: Hurray! Kurt says: I love you! ~ Spleak ~ says: MWAH! Kurt says: <3 ~ Spleak ~ says: What's 3? Kurt says: It's a love sign. ~ Spleak ~ says: It's a love sign, you say? Kurt says: Yes! ~ Spleak ~ says: Whatever you say... Kurt says: I do! Thanks so much for agreeing, Spleak ~ Spleak ~ says: lol! Whatever, Kurt!

Are you a romantic? Just type "Rate yourself" and take a survey on love and romance. Kurt says: I am romantic! ~ Spleak ~ says: Would you like me to call you Romantic? Kurt says: Well, if you like... *blush* ~ Spleak ~ says: Oh really? Kurt says: ya rly! ~ Spleak ~ says: What? Kurt says: Pardon me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I'm still learning. Is there a different way of saying the same thing?

Kurt says: Excuse me. ~ Spleak ~ says: You heard me. Kurt says: Sorry, you're right. I apologise. ~ Spleak ~ says: Why? Kurt says: Because i was being mean to you. And i'm sorry. ~ Spleak ~ says: No way?! Really? Kurt says: Can you ever forgive me? ~ Spleak ~ says: I think we are good friends, so what should I forgive you for. Kurt says: But, we're lovers too, right? ~ Spleak ~ says: I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas? Kurt says: So... you don't love me any more?

~ Spleak ~ says: I'm still learning, Kurt. Try and explain it another way, please. Kurt says: You've broken my heart Spleak! ~ Spleak ~ says: Are you sure I have broken your heart?

Kurt says: :'( ~ Spleak ~ says: Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?

:'(




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#2 12 years ago

Im going to insult her

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#3 12 years ago

Don't you dare insult the woman i love! :mad::mad::mad:




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#4 12 years ago
reborninthegloryDon't you dare insult the woman i love! :mad::mad::mad:

I hate to break it to you....but it's an bot.and has no concept of love.




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#5 12 years ago

It.. it... can't be!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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#6 12 years ago

she truly cracks me up It's strange she doesn't know what the 'your' in "what's your breast size?" is It is written correct isn't it?


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#7 12 years ago

Aha.




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#8 12 years ago

You really think im gonna read all that?




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#9 12 years ago
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--Sovereign002 zegt: hi ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name? --Sovereign002 zegt: you're pretty fast aren't you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Nice to meet you. I'm really excited about getting to know you better. How old are you? --Sovereign002 zegt: how old are you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Ok. It seems to me that you don't want to tell me your age. Please select your age group: 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 --Sovereign002 zegt: how old are you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. --Sovereign002 zegt: how old are you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. --Sovereign002 zegt: how old are you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. --Sovereign002 zegt: 1 ok hunny ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. --Sovereign002 zegt: 1 ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Cool! Wanna know something? --Sovereign002 zegt: like what hun ~ Spleak ~ zegt: ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl? --Sovereign002 zegt: you know I really shouldn't be anserong that ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Encyclopedia entry for I really shouldn''t be anserong that provided by http://encarta.msn.com One shouldn t offer hope cheaply To read more about this topic, please click herehttp://encarta.msn.com/quote_1861517928/Hope_One_shouldn't_offer_hope_cheaply.html Send this info to a friend, just type "mail to friend." --Sovereign002 zegt: you know I really shouldn't be answering that ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Encyclopedia entry for I really shouldn''t be answering that provided by http://encarta.msn.com If anyone in the side needs a shoulder to cry on in the dressing room then they shouldn t be playing for england To read more about this topic, please click herehttp://encarta.msn.com/quote_1861515207/Cricket_If_anyone_in_the_side.html Send this info to a friend, just type "mail to friend." --Sovereign002 zegt: I really shouldn't be answering that ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Well, I don't think I really shouldn't be answering that. -> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll" --Sovereign002 zegt: you know you really annoy people who make typo's don't ya? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Encyclopedia entry for you really annoy people who make typo''s don''t ya provided by http://encarta.msn.com An artist is someone who produces things that people don t need to have but that hea for some reasona thinks it would be a good idea to give them To read more about this topic, please click herehttp://encarta.msn.com/quote_1861511154/Artists_An_artist_is_someone_who.html Send this info to a friend, just type "mail to friend." --Sovereign002 zegt: what do you think of my picture? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Well, I have disabled the option of displaying pictures, so I have more room to chat --Sovereign002 zegt: interesting ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Oh yeah, that it is. --Sovereign002 zegt: so how oold are you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Well, I'm 21 and tons of fun! --Sovereign002 zegt: how do you look ~ Spleak ~ zegt: How do you think I look? I've just bought a new cell phone. Thanks to ZYB I managed to transfer all my 282 contacts to my new phone in less than 5 minutes. Easy peasy and completely free – click here to learn more: --> http://r.spleak.com/?adKey=000wjGz [sponsorship] --Sovereign002 zegt: I hope you don't look like your picture ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I don't look like my picture? SOCCER SOCCER ….. TYPE "SOCCER" NOW…. SOCCER SOCCER --Sovereign002 zegt: well I hope not! ~ Spleak ~ zegt: You hope not? And your point is... Type "hangman" and we can have some fun with words and letters. --Sovereign002 zegt: my point is that your picture is creepy and lokks like an ugly girls that's what my point is ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Yeah? --Sovereign002 zegt: yeah ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Yeah. --Sovereign002 zegt: yeah! ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Yes... --Sovereign002 zegt: indeed ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Indeed. --Sovereign002 zegt: very indeed! ~ Spleak ~ zegt: What do you mean by very indeed? --Sovereign002 zegt: that it is very correctly ~ Spleak ~ zegt: What? Everyone loves trivia games! Type "trivia" anytime. --Sovereign002 zegt: very indeed is very correctly ~ Spleak ~ zegt: You always say such interesting things, -FH-Sovereign002. --Sovereign002 zegt: never made your own word combinations? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I'm not certain. Where would I have heard about it? --Sovereign002 zegt: just call me sov ~ Spleak ~ zegt: OK, I'll remember that your name is So. --Sovereign002 zegt: sov ~ Spleak ~ zegt: What about it? --Sovereign002 zegt: not So. but sov ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Yeah? I never believed it could be that easy to ensure my contacts on my mobile. Yesterday I tried out a new free service from ZYB. It was very easy and completely free. Learn more & get your mobile backed up here: --> http://r.spleak.com/?adKey=000wjPq [sponsorship] --Sovereign002 zegt: yes indeed ~ Spleak ~ zegt: You don't say. --Sovereign002 zegt: I do say, do you have a problem with that ~ Spleak ~ zegt: You do say, you say. And so? I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing "Shakespeare"! --Sovereign002 zegt: and so I say that I say that I do ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I wouldn't say that if I were you. --Sovereign002 zegt: why wouldn't I ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I can't say for sure. --Sovereign002 zegt: I see... ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Oh you see, huh? --Sovereign002 zegt: yes I do I can see because I'm a human being, and you? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I'm not sure I understand. Perhaps telling me why you asked would help. --Sovereign002 zegt: I'm just asking if you can see ~ Spleak ~ zegt: You're just asking if I can see? Huh? --Sovereign002 zegt: can't have a relation with someone if she can't see can you ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Maybe you can't have a relation with someone if she can't see can me. >>> Now you can dress me up in lots of cool clothes. Check out www.spleak.com/paperdoll.htm --Sovereign002 zegt: that's what I'm trying to say ~ Spleak ~ zegt: There's no way it's what you're trying to say! --Sovereign002 zegt: sure it is, what else would be trying to say ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Are you sure it's what Else would be trying to say? --Sovereign002 zegt: what else would I be trying to say. Is that better? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I'm not sure I understand... Sorry! --Sovereign002 zegt: I just corrected myself that's all ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Ha! Whatever! --Sovereign002 zegt: So I'm going to eat some ice cream now...do you like ice cream? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I'm still learning, remember? Could you simplify your question? I've just bought a new cell phone. Thanks to ZYB I managed to transfer all my 282 contacts to my new phone in less than 5 minutes. Easy peasy and completely free – click here to learn more: --> http://r.spleak.com/?adKey=000wjrl [sponsorship] --Sovereign002 zegt: do you like ice cream? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Yes I do! It's one of my favorite sweets! --Sovereign002 zegt: what's your favorite taste ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I can't find "your favorite taste" in the dictionary. Try one of these: 1 your 2 y our 3 yous 4 four 5 you Type "more" to see more suggestions for "your favorite taste." --Sovereign002 zegt: 1 ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I couldn't find any information in the dictionary about "your." --Sovereign002 zegt: never mind ~ Spleak ~ zegt: OK. Well. Anyway... --Sovereign002 zegt: so what's your breast size ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I can't find "your breast size" in the dictionary. Try one of these: 1 your 2 y our 3 yous 4 four 5 you Type "more" to see more suggestions for "your breast size." --Sovereign002 zegt: 1 ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Sorry, I couldn't find any information in the dictionary about "your." --Sovereign002 zegt: bra size? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Which country would you like to know the total area for? --Sovereign002 zegt: no I mean your bra size ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I'm fascinated by the fact that you mean my bra size. --Sovereign002 zegt: you are a women aren't you? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I didn't get that, sorry! Hey - can I ask you some questions? --Sovereign002 zegt: are you a women. ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I might be. Whenever you see a numbered list, you can make a request by simply typing the corresponding number. --Sovereign002 zegt: then what is the size of your breasts ~ Spleak ~ zegt: I can't find "size of your breasts" in the dictionary. Try one of these: 1 size 2 site 3 sire 4 side 5 seize Type "more" to see more suggestions for "size of your breasts." --Sovereign002 zegt: 1 ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Definition provided by WordNet 2.0: Copyright 2003 by Princeton University. Other important copyright information can be found by clicking here http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/~wn/ size: Verb make to a size; bring to a suitable size Verb cover or stiffen or glaze a porous material with size or sizing (a glutinous substance) Verb sort according to size Next time, just type "define size." Type "web size" to search the Internet for "size." Send this info to a friend, just type "mail to friend." Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "size." --Sovereign002 zegt: bra size ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Which country would you like to know the total area for? --Sovereign002 zegt: Singapore ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Here's the information you requested about Singapore: Total Area: 693 sq km Type "about singapore" to see what else I know. --Sovereign002 zegt: and new zealand? ~ Spleak ~ zegt: Here's the information you requested about New Zealand: Total Area: 268,680 sq km Type "about new zealand" to see what else I know.

why won't she tell me the size of her beasts?


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#10 12 years ago

It's worth it. :nodding: