*static* Negative *static* Over.
:vikki: I am in Orbit around the Third Planet of Star known as Sun....Over....
I am hungry. Over. *static*
*static* Unidentified life forms detected nearby, over *static* they appear to be red *static* rebels. *static* The life forms appear to be reasonably intelligent and friendly, over *static* Whoooa... a little too friendly *static* Scout ship to star fleet, this little guy is humping my leg, over *static* Please advise, Star Fleet *static* Over and out *static*
Reinforcements are on their way.
"Star Fleet Command, Come in! My crew has crash landed on a desolate planet... We are being overrun by barbarians who only identify themselves as the 'Holy Spam Warriors'. We are trying our best to avoid them as the Prime Directive implies, but we lost one already due to an attack called 'Thread Jack'. We need reinforc... *Static* "
I didn't make it!
Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit's dead, there's something wong. Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...
May I land my Kinky Machine?