No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
This was on the front page of the NYT:
OCALA, Fla. (AP) -- Police are searching for a burglar who stole a box of cookies from a north Florida discount store. Police said the thief took a box of Oreo Cakesters from the Dollar General store early Friday morning. The cookies are valued at $2.50. Surveillance footage shows a man entering the store after breaking a glass door.
According to the Ocala Star-Banner, the same store was targeted by a burglar in February. In that incident, the suspect made off with snack cakes and other items.
Must be a slow news day. :cort:
This is important!
They're dealing with cookies, damn it!