[SIZE="2"]A[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Muse Syndrome[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]THREAD[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]BROUGHT TO YOU BY A[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"]Variously Sized Georgia[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]FONT[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]THE DEFINITIVE[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"][COLOR="red"]Guide To Life[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]AND OTHER THINGS LESS IMPORTANT[/SIZE]
1. If you find yourself eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and you eat until it's painful to eat any more, don't continue eating. Only bad things can happen.
2. Breaking a mirror may or may not bestow a period of bad luck, but it definitely will cause incisions should the resulting glass mess be inappropriately handled.
3. Toilet paper is much easier to deal with when hung over the roll rather than under. Information about the orientation of toilet paper can be found here.
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4. When opening champagne bottles in a raucous gunshot fashion, be sure not to aim it at your own face, unless you have catlike reflexes.
Mister Angry Rules Guy
1st February 2010
[COLOR=orange]5. When working with a hammer and nails, ALWAYS wear safety goggles. Failure to do so may result in a nail in your eye. This is not a predicament that I wish to see EVER again![/COLOR]