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#1 7 years ago

[SIZE="2"]A[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Muse Syndrome[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]THREAD[/SIZE]

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[SIZE="2"]THE DEFINITIVE[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"][COLOR="red"]Guide To Life[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]AND OTHER THINGS LESS IMPORTANT[/SIZE]

1. If you find yourself eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and you eat until it's painful to eat any more, don't continue eating. Only bad things can happen.




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#2 7 years ago

2. Breaking a mirror may or may not bestow a period of bad luck, but it definitely will cause incisions should the resulting glass mess be inappropriately handled.




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#3 7 years ago

3. Toilet paper is much easier to deal with when hung over the roll rather than under. Information about the orientation of toilet paper can be found here.




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#4 7 years ago

And then...

... he logged off....




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#5 7 years ago

4. When opening champagne bottles in a raucous gunshot fashion, be sure not to aim it at your own face, unless you have catlike reflexes.




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#6 7 years ago

[COLOR=orange]5. When working with a hammer and nails, ALWAYS wear safety goggles. Failure to do so may result in a nail in your eye. This is not a predicament that I wish to see EVER again![/COLOR]


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