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MR.X`

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#1 12 years ago

brass_monkey_bar_new_york.JPGBrass Monkey - Beastie Boys

Got this dance that’s more than real Drink brass monkey - here’s how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let’s finish the cup M.c.a. with the bottle - d. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with charlie chan We’re offered moet - we don’t mind chivas Wherever we go with bring the monkey with us Adrock drinks three - mike d. is d. Double r. foots the bill most definitely I drink brass monkey and I rock well I got a castle in brooklyn - that’s where I dwell

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Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it’s time to get ill - I pour it on my face Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice Come on y’all it’s time to get nice Coolin’ by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew - we’re drinking brass monkey This girl walked by - she gave me the eye I reached in the locker - grabbed the spanish fly I put it with the monkey - mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, ’yo baby, what’s up? ’ I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she’s on my tip

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Step up to the bar - put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry martini - thinking you’re cool I’ll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool I’ll down a ’40 dog’ in a single gulp And if you got beef you’ll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin’ and rockin’ Def, def - girls, girls - all y’all jockin’ The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don’t buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love brass monkey but I won’t give d. it We got the bottle - you got the cup Come on everybody let’s get ffffff

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Dæmon

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#2 12 years ago

Beastie boys? Discovery channel!




Dæmon

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#3 12 years ago

Oh wait, that's the Bloodhound Gang.

Silly me.




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#4 12 years ago

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now


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