Tell a perverted story about you and someone else's female family member... 22 replies

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#1 11 years ago

...using emoticons and no more than 6 words at a time.

I'll start.

I met your mother when she :moon: me as I drove by. I looked at her :naughty: and she got in my car. She :bawl: after I got her :beer: and :smokin:, but I'd already paid her :deal:. I :smack: her a few times, then she :spank: me and I got :furious: and made her }> with a :banana: So, we :hump: in my car and made :gizmo:(you).

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In case you're "offended," do understand that this is a Stupid, Pointless, Almost-annoying Message that means no harm whatsoever. SO GROW A PAIR AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!:p




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#2 11 years ago

Just remember to keep it clean.




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#3 11 years ago
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086goinfast

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#4 11 years ago

^Yeah that.




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#5 11 years ago

^Yeah that also.




Fortune

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#6 11 years ago

Wow, this is clearly and without argument the greatest thread ever conceived by Mankind since the dawn of the internet and quite possibly the dawn of all human Literature and civilization.

Then again there was that one "Cooter" thread.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#7 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure the cooter thread was better. I mean it had everything. Pedophilia, sexual discussion and video games, how can you go wrong!




Fortune

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#8 11 years ago

And don't forget the possible Homicide.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#9 11 years ago

It was truly epic.




Fortune

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#10 11 years ago

A true masterpiece.

We can only look at the thread as ants looking onto the Great Wall of China, many great eras past.