It should be sticked for posterity. We can not let an epic thread like that fall from obscurity. All those who participated in it should be proud of their involvement, and be remembered by all Spammers for generations to come.
It was before your time.
That's rather obvious....
But, why? Just why?
Sticky it? Indeed!! I read it and it was really 'Truly Epic'.
Okay, so once I was like, :sleeping:, so I walked out of my apartment complex, and I :banghead: against the brick wall about 30 times. When I grew weary of that insanity, I :gears: around for a while. I eventually came across this street performer, so I got out of the car. He greeted me with a :don:, but I responded with :daddy:. He was all like, :dropsjaw: so I immediately :aug: and :tommygun: , but I missed. He frolicked about the road, only stopping to:riles: me. I :uhm: at him, but he just :lol: and grew so hysterical that he :rofl:and I realized that he was completely insane. I merely :vikki:, and :dpistols: until he was :KTA:, dying, he :curse:, but I just :lol: and :sillyme:. I attended his funeral, where there was a whole bunch of :dread2: and, ironically, :dance:. Disturbed, I was all like, :wtf: so I went home.
Yeah, not perverted sexually, but perverted in a morbid sort of way.