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AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#1 9 years ago

Jokes. Tell them to me.




rebornintheglory

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#2 9 years ago

:lookaround:




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#3 9 years ago

What does a whitch and videoslave have in common?




Jetfreak

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#4 9 years ago

an epic typo?




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#5 9 years ago
rebornintheglory;4937088:lookaround:

I don't get et.

What song is your sig from? Really cool lines, maaaaan.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#6 9 years ago

Ok, so me, Aeg and rebornintheglory were sitting around in the forums one day. Reborn looked at his hands and said "Damn! I bet I have the smallest hands in the whole world!" Aeg then looked at his feet and went "Yeah! And I bet I have the smallest feet in the whole word!" I then looked down and said "And you know what, I bet I have the smallest penis in the whole world! We should go down to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if we really do!"

So all three of us go down to the Guinness office. Reborn walks in, and comes out 5 minutes later and exclaims "It's true! I really do have the smallest hands in the world!" Then Aeg goes in, comes out and says "They've confirmed it! I have the smallest feet in the whole word!"

Now I go into the office, eager to prove I have the smallest penis in the whole world. Five minutes later, I come out, looking quite angry and disappointed. "Damn, who's Red Menace?"




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#7 9 years ago
Jetfreak;4937103an epic typo?

Yes and no.




rebornintheglory

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#8 9 years ago

AegenemmnoN;4937998I don't get et.

What song is your sig from? Really cool lines, maaaaan.

It wouldn't make you laugh.




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#9 9 years ago

:B.




Grey_Matter

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#10 9 years ago

Who the hell are you?