the time of lollipops
8th August 2008
im bored, some one tell me a story
I didn't make it!
Once upon a time, there was a mayor named Dreadnought DK. Dreadnought DK was a friendly mayor, but he had a terrible mood. The mayor felt that he didn't get enough love, so he told this to the people of Filefront Town. The citizens of Filefront Town started talking and they arranged a "Hug Dreadnought DK" association. This was perfect, because Dreadnought Dk loved hugs, and he accepted alot of them.
But one day, he got tired of hugs, and started banishing people temporarily from Filefront Town. The people could come back after a while, and people continued to hug him. After this he had really gotten mad, and he started banishing them for ever. The citizens stopped hugging, and today, its a hugfree community.
But who knows, the hugging might start again. Dreadnought fears this day, and he will rampage if this happens again.
in response to killer kyle
10th May 2008
Once upon a time there were 3 bears. Now theres thousands of them, the end.
15th September 2004
Stuff happens. The End.
I always read your name as Bukkake Fire... Shoot me.
28th October 2005
So you're a receiver?
I'm not looking for that kind of shooting.
How much are you willing to pay me?
Nature's best screw up.
27th July 2005
There once was a man from Nantuckit. He liked to crap in a bucket. He got food poisoning, and drowned. Connect that.
11th November 2006
Bate, Count of York, was his times "master-pimp". However, one day, he was contacted by his local doctor. He told him he had contracted a disease that could be deadly, and forbid him to ever have sex again. Instead, Bate invented a new way he could get the pleasure. In honor of himself, he called it the Master Bate method. Over several languages, it has become Masturbating. I just made that up...