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Red Menace

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#1 13 years ago

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.


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shappenfit

sh*t happens, f*ck it

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#2 13 years ago

Hal? Hal? Im not going to argue with you, Hal!




ToXiC Hawk

C'mon! Have a brain!

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#3 13 years ago
Red MenaceGood afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Surrrrrrreeee, [color=red]*PRICKS*[/color]




Red Menace

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#4 13 years ago

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours. It can only be attributable to human error.


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ToXiC Hawk

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#5 13 years ago
Red MenaceGood afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Surrrrrrreeee, [color=red]*PRICK*[/color]




ToXiC Hawk

C'mon! Have a brain!

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#6 13 years ago

Holy shit, double post.




Red Menace

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#7 13 years ago

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?


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