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#1 7 years ago

when you realize your Christian friends and politicians who say the old law no longer applies because of the New Testament and Jesus forgot to read this verse someone posted on Reddit:

(Matthew 5) " 17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven."

So they'll still go to Heaven, but they'll be looked down upon. Oh wait verse 20 says they won't. Trolololol.

By the way, this is Jesus himself speaking, the infamous Sermon on the Mount.

Peter also tells Timothy women shouldn't teach. Rick Perry's wife is a teacher. Ba dum ts!

*disclaimer: I do not mean to offend anyone here with this post, merely to point out the people who pick and chose bits of a religion to believe are not actually part of that religion, no matter how much they go on and on about Jesus. [COLOR=Red]I'm looking at you, almost all republican candidates.[/COLOR]

EDIT: I spelled awkward wrong. That's awkward. :facepalm:

EDIT: I made the point of this thread very clear




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#2 7 years ago

... mkay.




Emperor Benedictine

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#3 7 years ago

...Psst... you know you can post this stuff in the Pub forum... and your post count goes up! Seriously, I've tried it and it totally works!




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#4 7 years ago

:agreed

This is pretty much a serious post, more than worthy to reach the pub... There, it'll be treated with at least a little respect and keep on topic... Although, my end in a endless debate on "I'mrighturwrong" topic and die in the abyss of the pub... But at least it's better than getting derailed and lost in the deep sea of spam.


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#5 7 years ago

I didn't want it to be discussed. I just wanted to rant. Hence the spam forum. Don't worry, I choose my subforums very deliberately. :D




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#6 7 years ago

NO, YOU DAMN LEFT-HANDED ATHEIST, YOU'LL DO AS I SAY BECAUSE THE POPE SAYS SO, GO DIE AND BURN SINNER!!!

But we love you ♥


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#7 7 years ago

:Panic:

The pope can (and will) suck it!!!!! [/offensive]

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#8 7 years ago

I think I already said this in my pub thread =p


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#9 7 years ago

This place is hilarious when it comes to religion. For people here who are atheists and don't care about what the Bible says...they sure care a lot about what the Bible says. It's like dealing with vegetarians. For people who don't like meat, they sure obsess a lot over meat.

"No, I don't like religion--I just like to call religion late at night and hang up."

Emperor Benedictine;5592545...Psst... you know you can post this stuff in the Pub forum... and your post count goes up! Seriously, I've tried it and it totally works!

Because that's just what the Pub needs. Another going-nowhere discussion about religion.




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#10 7 years ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaand more Christian bashing. :rolleyes: