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Grimme

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#51 15 years ago
Being in shape and working out is good anyway.

Common misconception, you can catch boneitis, runophobia and other serious conditions.




Buddy Jesus

Who's your buddy

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#52 15 years ago
Zero X Even my best friend (who is a girl)

Dude, you're problem started with your best friend being a girl. Guys like that tend to be complete pussies. Now what you need is a new best friend who's a guy, a poker table and a couple of cold ones to nock down :beer: , and you'll be fine.




Grimme

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#53 15 years ago

That's the way to pull em. "I aint no pussy bitch, no bend over or I'll beat you."




Blank Stare

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#54 15 years ago

Yeah boobs are good.




Guns4Hire

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#55 15 years ago
Zero XGet this. She just called me on the phone! She said, and I'm not fooling: "Please forgive me!! I'm so sorry! I should have never done what I did. If you can find it in your heart, just forgive me."

Tell her you forgive her. Bang the crap out of her Tell her to make you a sammich. Bang her again. Then tell her you don't think this will work and you should see other people. Leave.

Problem solved. Payback and fullfilled.




Zab

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#56 15 years ago

Have sex with her.




Guns4Hire

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#57 15 years ago

give her a donkey punch




Zab

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#58 15 years ago

Give her an angry dragon.




Jesse27

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#59 15 years ago

I request a move to the Melee. Mack