Being in shape and working out is good anyway.
Common misconception, you can catch boneitis, runophobia and other serious conditions.
Zero X Even my best friend (who is a girl)
Dude, you're problem started with your best friend being a girl. Guys like that tend to be complete pussies. Now what you need is a new best friend who's a guy, a poker table and a couple of cold ones to nock down :beer: , and you'll be fine.
That's the way to pull em. "I aint no pussy bitch, no bend over or I'll beat you."
Yeah boobs are good.
Zero XGet this. She just called me on the phone! She said, and I'm not fooling: "Please forgive me!! I'm so sorry! I should have never done what I did. If you can find it in your heart, just forgive me."
Tell her you forgive her. Bang the crap out of her Tell her to make you a sammich. Bang her again. Then tell her you don't think this will work and you should see other people. Leave.
Problem solved. Payback and fullfilled.
Have sex with her.
give her a donkey punch
Give her an angry dragon.
I request a move to the Melee. Mack