The internet is in peril. Al Gore, creator of the internet, can no longer stand the 412 scams and Rule 34 sites plaguing the net. He sends 7 chip enhanced swipe cards, to seven special people. Paul Kane, from the UK, with the power of TCP/IP From Burkino Faso, Moussa Guebre, with the power of Telnet. From China, Jiakang Yao, with the power of Censorship Filters. From the Czech Republic, Ondrej Sury, with the power of Pirated Torrents. From Trinidad and Tobago, Bevil Wooding, with the power of of Online Gambling. From Canada, Norm Ritchie, with the power of Cheap Prescription Drugs. And from The United States, Dan Kaminsky, with the power of /b/. When their 7 swipe cards combine, they summon the Internets greatest champion, Captain DNSSEC! Go DNSSEC!
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