The Anti-Perv Movement and Society of Static Eyebrows 91 replies

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Metall_pingwin

Call me Pingwin

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#1 11 years ago

Too long did we stand for this.

For many years now we as a people of spam have been hosts to a dark and evil place. The Perv Nightclub. It's roots were innocent - a simple playground for those morally impaired and sexually overdriven. However in recent months I have worriedly watched as what was once a secluded sect turned into an infestation.

With Tricorder at the helm, several of our members began to subtly express their sexuality in various parts of the forum.

Unchecked they continued. More! And more!

They have wiggled eyebrows at our posts and whipped our threads to kingdom come. They have derailed our topics with their incessant innuendo and wiggled their eyebrows some more.

Well it stops now.

As part of the Anti-Perv Movement and Society of Static Eyebrows any excessive, unnecessary or unrelated innuendo, usage of wiggly eyebrows or whipping will be met with harsh and unusual punishment. If this does not succeed, envelopes of Anthrax will be mailed to the offenders' immediate family and friends.

tl;dr - This shit isn't funny anymore, it stopped being funny several months ago. Cut it out. Post some real content, "*hump*" is a pathetic excuse for a post.




G.R.A.E.M.E. Advanced Member

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#2 11 years ago
Metall_pingwin;5220857"*hump*" is a pathetic excuse for a post.

*hump*


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



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#3 11 years ago

/me takes a few steps back and returns to his cave.


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



Museum

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#4 11 years ago

at least they don't post rambling incoherent nonsense like i do




Raz0r

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#5 11 years ago

I second this motion.




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#6 11 years ago

Hey there handsome! :naughty:




Polska

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#7 11 years ago

I fully support this, I haven't posted as much as I used to do out of fear of those wiggled eyebrows. Support this thread and help to make spam safe again!




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#8 11 years ago

Look who's talking, Mr. Pornska.... :o




book Advanced Member

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#9 11 years ago

I support this cause.




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#10 11 years ago

As do I.