The Ballad of Doomrider 2 replies

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#1 4 years ago

750px-Doomrider_NANANANANA.png Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider. Na na, na na. Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#3 4 years ago

Oh great Lord Slaanesh, send forth your servant, the Daemon Prince Doomrider! Let our enemies tremble in raptured awe before his fearsome visage!

Grant them an exquisite death, crushed beneath the flaming wheels of his chromium steed! Permit them the ecstasy of being slaughtered by Doomrider's throbbing Daemonsword and his pulsating gun of gushing plasma!

Bestow on them one fleeting moment of pleasure as they stare in wonder and orgasmic delight at one of your most divine creations before dying at his hand!

Oh great Lord Slaanesh, for these reasons and many others that tease and titillate our imaginations, we beseech you, send forth your servant, the Daemon Prince Doomrider!


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords