/me instinctively senses something is wrong before entering thread.
/me thinks "What? GF Family happy? This must be a lie! And when someone lies, something bad will happen!"
/me evasively jumps through the thread, tumbles and neatly lands on his feet. Then he goes to greet the fellow GFers, and trips on his way.
.. never saw that coming :(
/me doesn't fall for the trap beacuse mirage was thinking out loud
/me flys through a window, does some matrix style moves, shoots random stuff with Uzis, then does a backflip back out the window
even I didnt see THAT coming
/me screams: "Punk! Get in here! And give me those UZIs, I told you not to play with those toys. Go to your room!"
[color=red]* gives Sh0wdowN the sad puppy face, hands over the Uzis, and drags his feet to his room[/color]
/me unleashes a huge grin due to the fact that Punk did what he was told, before he shouts: "And stay there!"
/me then breaks through the window, shoots Sh0wdowN with his other 2 Uzis, then backflips out of the window again
/me still has a soul, the soul goes to fetch a new body (a freshly buried one from the cemetary), and goes back, this time grappling Punk before scolding him.
/me cries: "I've told you several times not to SHOOT people! We can't have others go around shooting at tea-time. And I've also told you, when I say something, that is final! Now give me all your weapons and pencils, pens and everything sharp, then go to your room!"
[color=red]* punches Sh0wdowN, then stabs him in the eye, then proceeds to fill his body with bullets.[/color] :)
*remotely detonates a neutron bomb...*
well, that about does it... NOW FOR SOME PIE!