#1
16 years ago
Cellophane Addicts Anonymous.
Have you got a cellophane addiction? Afraid of what it may force you to do? Afraid it may be interfering with your life? Then the CAA is here to help!
Using the power of willpower, experience and counselling, CAA will help you get over your cellopahane addiction and will discuss strategies to help you with finding new things to be hooked on, such as alcohol, cigarettes, and unicorns.
"My neam is Sheepeep, and I am a cellopahe addict."
- Sheepeep
"What the hell am I doing here?"
- TheSaint
"Cellophane."
- John Smith
So don't delay, pay today!
Warning: Cellophane is dangerous and should not be handled by anyone except trained professionals, the only trained professionals are at CAA. The price per session is a mere £40.99 to cover training fees and buy me a new limo, heaven knows I need one, and leather seats, its got to have nice leather seats, and not look like one of those hearses that depress people as they go by. Mine has to depress people because mine is so much better than their one, y'know? Yeah and sports suspension, nothing is too good for my limo, it also has to have nice big alloy wheels and look nothing like a Ford Focus. Cause Ford Focuses are just bad, no one likes Ford Focuses, not even Ford Focus likers like them. It could look like a BMW 3 series I guess, but a high end one, not one of those 316-put-your-phone-in-the-trunk type things that are meant to look like them, oh no, not my limo, my limo has to look like one of those hawt race-ya-at-the-Dartford-Tunnel-toll-booth things, cause its only those things that are going to work, because thats what my limo should be like and not yours, mine, not yours. Mmm-kay?
#2
16 years ago
o i thought it was Cort Against Aeg :Puzzled:
Thinking about it.
#3
16 years ago
Can I have some?
#4
16 years ago
ZabCan I have some?
Sure, just take a seat over here and we'll get you into alcohol instead.
#6
16 years ago
SheepeepSure, just take a seat over here and we'll get you into alcohol instead.
Yay! 
#7
16 years ago
TheSaintOr Unicorns!
See what happens when you attend our sessions? He's cured!