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#1 7 years ago

First of all, yes it's in spam, because every pub thread on religion becomes spam. Well here we are already.

Anyway, the devil in the Christian Bible fought against the oppression of people, and the suppression of knowledge. What is the point of a perfect life, without knowledge, without decisions of right and wrong? It's empty. Perhaps the devil recognized this, and that was his motivation for "tempting" Adam and Eve. God wanted to stifle knowledge, to keep people from free thought and doing their own thing. When they started getting too independent, he destroyed them.

God murdered an estimated 25 million people. The devil killed five or so. The devil tried to feed Jesus when he was starving, but God forbade it. He tried to give him a city, but God forbade it. Satan wanted to play a game of jump-and-get-caught-by-angels, but God forbade it.

God sounds like that on dad who's a over-protective jerk to the other kids, and Satan sounds like the cool dad who isn't quite sure how to handle the other dad and his approach to parenting.




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#2 7 years ago

[COLOR="Magenta"]Mind if I get something out? I'll ask permission before I speak it.

I warn you that it won't be pretty, and I'll probably regret it.[/COLOR]




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#3 7 years ago

Of course, go ahead. :)




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#4 7 years ago

I've always been on Satan's side. Not to say he didn't do bad things, but oppressing people of freedom of thought isn't something I agree with.




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#5 7 years ago
Obankobi;5582184caught-by-angles

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#6 7 years ago
Ryojin;5582197:Panic:

Sokar dammit!




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#7 7 years ago

This thread.

IT MAKES ME :lulz:




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#8 7 years ago

Mass genocide makes you lol? :Puzzled:




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#9 7 years ago

The complete and total lack of understanding is what makes me laugh.




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#10 7 years ago
Obankobi;5582191Of course, go ahead. :)

Well, I may throw this in the Pub, which will be picked apart by people I can name off-hand, but would you all stop these rampant attacks on Christianity? By being intolerant, you're putting yourself on the same level as the intolerant individuals within the group you're bickering about. Think about it.

EDIT: This request is aimed at many in general.