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Before you start reading, you need to know that all people appearing in this story have had their personalities exagerated, or even missed completely. If your offended by how they have been portrayed, you need to lighten up. Its just a story. I'm writing it for fun. Introduction: There is a legend about a group of unlikely heroes. About how they met, and formed a group that conquered evil. How they saved all of mankind. This, is they're story... THE CHRONICLES OF GAMINGFORUMS Chapter 1. The Beginning It was 7:27 AM, somewhere in the mountains that border America's weastern coast. The morning sky was unusualy dark. Luminous gray clouds prevented the sun from shining down opon the sleepy mountain town. The dew still covered the tall grass. But the calm mountain morning was shattered as a skinny figure sped down the street on a weathered ATV. "WOOOOHOOO!!!", he yelled as he took a corner, nearly losing control. He came to a stop at an intersection. He looked around, as if studying his surroundings. Then he turned left and sped away. After several miles the road was no longer paved. Although it was obviously maintaned, there were still large rocks and potholes. He drove cautiously. But he soon came onto a smooth straight section, he accelerated. But out of nowhere a small kitten came flying through the air. He stared in disbeleif as it came towards him. Time seemed to slow down. He tried to avoid the kitten, but he was going to fast. As it hit him he was flung off of the ATV. He tumbled down a steep hillside, finally coming to a stop in a clearing. He slowly got up, checking to see if he was hurt. He looked around. He saw nothing but trees, but as he started to turn around something darted from one tree to another. He struggled to see into the shaded forest. Not knowing what was hiding behind the trees he picked up a rock, and hurled it in the direction of the creature. It bounced off a nearby boulder and landed loudly in the underbrush. Whatever it was, it was startled by the sudden noise. As it ran off into the forest, the ATV driver gave chase. As he weaved through the forest, branches whipped at his face. But as he chased the figure around a rather large tree, he dissappeared. His eyes darted as he franticly scanned the forest. He heard a twig snap behind him. He whirled around, but there was nothing there. Then a gun clicked behind his head. He froze. But his look of panic was quickly replaced by a smile. Then he leapt up, and flipped backward. He landed on both feet behind the armed figure. Then he grabbed his arm and pulled it behind him. The figure grunted as he flipped his attacker over his back. The wind was knocked out of the ATV driver, as he landed on his back. The figure holstered his pistol. "You have some nice moves," said the figure with a smerk. "Thanks," said the skinny ATV driver with a surprised look. While trying to recover his breathe, the figure extended a hand and helped him up. The ATV driver studied him. He looked like a survivalist, since he was wearing thick gray pants, with a camo jacket and olive drab vest. "Who are you?" Said the ATV driver with a suspicious look on his face. "I'm Lord Wiener. Also known as the Dark lord of the peach." The ATV driver wondered what 'Dark lord of the peach' meant, but now he knew who he was. "I heard you saved an entire busload of kids from a disgruntled mailman." "Yep, that was me," he said as he looked at his watch. "Crap, its harvest time." He said as he turned around and started walking. The ATV driver walked along side. "Harvest time? Harvest what?" "Peaches. What else?" "Do you eat them?" "Hell no." "Then what are they good for?" "Oh, you'd be surprised" he said with a grin. "So, now that you know who i am, who the hell are you?" "Oh, i'm AegenemmnoN..."

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Chapter 2. The Shit Hits the Fan

AegenemmnoN and Lord Wiener were walking through the forest on an obscure path.

"So, what kind of peaches do you grow?"

"Uh, Peach bombs... Atomic peaches, Dark peaches."

"Huh?"

"There weapons."

"How do you grow them?"

"Thats not important."

They soon came opon a bunker with a greenhouse nearby. Aeg followed Wiener over to the greenhouse, where he punched a code into a keypad. The door opened effortlessly. Inside were rows and rows of pods. Wiener walked up to one in particular, and pressed a small button. The pod opened, and revealed a round, dark object.

"That is a dark peach. The most powerful peach in existance."

"Wait, why the hell don't they grow on trees?!"

"Trees only grow normal peaches, you idiot. As you can see, these are not normal peaches."

Wiener picked it up. It was steaming.

"A black, steaming peach. Now i've seen everything." Aeg thought to himself.

"Here." Wiener said as he handed Aeg the peach. "Follow me." Wiener said as he lead him out of the greenhouse.

"Do you want to see why the dark peach is the most powerful? Just throw it over there." He pointed to some rotting logs. Aeg through the peach up into the air, and a few feet above the logs it burst. A dark, swirling energy surrounded the area where the peach was. But as soon as it appeared, it sucked everything within ten feet into an area about the size of a baseball. Then it exploded. Not only was everything around it gone, but the trees were smuldering.

"Whoa." He said, admiring its devestation.

"I told you it was the most powerful peach." Wiener said with a smile that was almost crazy. "Theres one more thing you should see." He said as he walked toward the bunker. He unlocked a large metal door, and walked down a set of steps.

They led to a normal looking room, with a couch, a refridgerator, and even a TV. But there were several large cabinets, and Aeg was curious about what could be in them. Sure enough, Wiener walked up to one of them and opened it. And inside were several strange looking guns. They looked like paintball guns from hell.

One was huge. It had what looked like a grenade launcher under the muzzle. Aeg pointed at it and said "What in the hell is that...?"

"That... Is a Peach king 307MK. Its the biggest piece i have. Go ahread, pick it up."

Aeg picked up the massive weapon. It was alot lighter than he thought. He looked down the sight, and said, "It doesn't shoot bullets, does it?"

"Nope. They all fire peach pits using CO2 tanks. And that launcher fires an explosive peach. It may be small, but it packs one helluva punch."

"Sweet-" But Aeg was interupted by the sound of a distant explosion.

"What the fuck was th-" But before he could finish a shockwave rocked the bunker. The lights flickered. Wiener grabbed a pair of binoculars and hurried up the steps. Aeg put down the gun and quickly followed. He followed Wiener to a ledge. Off in the distance there was a fairly large city. A small mushroom cloud was rising above the southern edge.

Wiener looked through the binoculars at the city. "Oh shit." Wiener said with a grim expression. "I knew this was going to happen, but i wasn't expecting it for another few months."

"What? Whats going on?"

"The prophets foretold an uprising. When an evil so great consumed a small part of the word, it could only be stopped by a group of people so extraordinary they would go down in history forever. Well, i don't know who they are, but if we don't do something, we're all going to die."

"That sucks."

"You can say that again."

"That sucks."

"Shutup."

"But you said-" "Nevermind what i said! Listen, i was expecting a delivery of weapons. I needed them to fight off whatever cause all this. But since the shit just hit the fan, they probably aren't going to arive. We'll have to get some ourselfs. Are you with me?"

"Ok. IF i get to use one of those peach gun things."

"Fine. But not the 307MK. You can't handle it."

"Like hell i can!"

"Doesn't matter! Its my baby." Wiener once more looked through the binoculars.

"Lets go. I have a modified dune buggy we can use."

They walked back to the bunker.

"Get two of the peach guns, and meet me behind the bunker." Aeg nods and runs over to the door, it was left open.

He ran down the steps and grabbed the 307MK and another smaller one. He ran back up the steps and around the bunker. Wiener was removing a brick that was holding the door on a small tool shed closed. Inside was a dune buggy with huge tires and a mounted .50 cal machine gun on the passenger side.

"Wait, you grow peach weapons in a greenhouse that is locked by a keypad. You live in a bunker protected by a three inch thick steel door. But your car is in a tool shed thats being held closed by a BRICK?!"

"Yeah, so? I couldn't afford anything better. I spent all my money on the greenhouse and the bunker!"

Aeg gave Wiener a puzzled look as he tossed him the 307MK.

"Jump in."

Aeg jumped in as Wiener started the vehicle. It roared to life. Aeg loaded the machine gun and fastened his seatbelt.

"You better have your wits about you, boy, we're about to enter a warzone."

"Don't call me boy."

He put it in gear and sped away.

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Chapter 3. Unexpected Alliance

Aeg and Wiener were on the highway, headed for the unknown. Wiener turned on the radio. 'Highway to hell' was playing.

Wiener chuckled.

"Indeed." Aeg said.

Wiener slowed as they came to a bridge. On the other side was a sign. It was splattered with blood, and it was squeaking as it shook in the wind.

"Welcome to Gamingforums. May it be everything you hope for." Aeg said as he read the sign.

"Alright, who knows what kind of form evil took, so suspect EVERYTHING."

A hobo approached the dune buggy.

"Spare some change?!" He said in a weezy voice.

"DIE SPAWN OF ETERNAL EVIL!!!" Aeg screamed as he riddled the hobo with MG rounds.

"And i don't think that was it." Wiener said as he shook his head.

"Oops." Aeg said as he looked at the hobos lifeless body.

After a mile or so down the road, there were overturned cars, distroyed fire hydrants and dead bodies everywhere.

"Helloooo vietnaaamm!!" Aeg yelled.

"Doesn't look like there are any survivors." Wiener said as he drove slowly through the empty streets.

"Hey, if everyone's dead, why don't we steal stuff?!" He asked with a grin.

"Because it doesn't matter if you have a big screen TV or an Xbox is everyone is DEAD!! Alright, theres a sporting goods store. They'll have plenty of weapons." Wiener said as he pointed to 'Thumbless joe's hunting goods'.

He parked the buggy on the sidewalk and got out. He took a backpack out of a toolbox welded to the frame and put in on.

Both Aeg and Wiener entered the small shop. Aeg leapt over the counter while Wiener calmly studied the bolt action rifles.

Aeg picked up a jagged hunting knife and strapped it to his side. He walked into a back room and found several large crates.

He lifted the top off of one and found about 10 CAR15's inside.

"Whoa! Looks like Thumbless joe wasn't into JUST hunting goods!"

He flung his peach gun over his back and picked up the CAR15. He also picked up an extra magazine and put it in his pocket.

But as he started to leave the room, a moaning, bloody old guy came toward him out of the shadows.

"Hey, who are you? You don't look so good."

"NEEUUGHUHG" The old guy replied.

Aeg looked at his left hand, his thumb was missing.

"Hey, your thumbless joe! Listen we need to borrow some of your stuff, ok? Hey-"

The old guy raised his arms over his head and charged. Aeg removed his knife and stabbed the guy in the stomach. He groaned, but didn't stop.

"Stop right there! I said stop!!!" he said as he repeatidly stabbed him. Leaving joe lifeless on the floor, Aeg hurried out of the room.

"Hey, i think i know..." He stopped in his tracks. Wiener stood in the shop's front doorway, and watched as hundreds of zombies slowly advanced on the small store.

Wiener ominously loaded a round into his Mauser hunting rifle's chamber.

"Shit." Aeg said, wide eyed.

"We can't take on all them!" Aeg said, with a look of panic.

"Doesn't matter." Wiener said as he took aim and started shooting them one by one in the head.

Then out of nowhere an M1A1 abrams comes around the corner with 'Johnny be Good' blasting loudly from inside the tank.

A rough looking person sat in the gunner position on the turret. He laughed manicly as he opened fire on the crowd of zombies. Then a hatch opened near the front of the tank, and a muscular person armed with a M-249 SAW appeared, and he joined in the slaughter.

After 10 or so seconds, every last undead person lay lifeless, full of lead.

"They're zombies." The driver said as he climbed out and jumped over the layer of shell casings that came from his gun.

"As if you don't already know that..."

He pulled a cigar out of a pocket and lit it with a golden lighter.

"Where the fuck did you get an M1A1?" Aeg said as he looked the tank over.

"Over there." The driver pointed with his thumb over his shoulder to an alley.

"And how do you know how to drive it?"

"There was a manual!" He said impatiently.

"How many more are there?" Wiener said as he reloaded the five round magazine on his scoped rifle.

"Thousands, maybe more. But i think i know how to stop them."

"How?"

"There is one being that controls them all. Somehow, he caused all this. We just call him The Darkness, since we don't know his name."

Just as he finished talking, a Jeep Wrangler pulled up with a driver and two passengers. They jumped off the jeep and walked over to the guy with the cigar.

"We found about a dozen survivors, but they're trapped. We need the tank to get to 'em."

The man with the cigar nodded.

"You wanna come?" He asked.

"Better chance of survival." Wiener said.

"Alright. This is the1chaos and Zab." He said as he pointed to the passengers.

"The driver is JP(NL). That crazy looking guy in the tank is Red Menace."

Red Menace smiled psychoticly.

"And i'm Punk Rawker. You?"

I'm Lord Wiener, and this is Aeg... Aegen..."

"Just call me Aeg."

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#2 14 years ago

:lol: kittens. :lol:

you know how to please me with words.

i really enjoyed it. i say more! :D




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#3 14 years ago

may i suggest one thing? paragraphs.

cool though.




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#4 14 years ago

After several miles the road was no longer paved. Although it was obviously maintaned, there were still large rocks and potholes. He drove cautiously. But he soon came onto a smooth straight section, he accelerated. But out of nowhere a small kitten came flying through the air. He stared in disbeleif as it came towards him. Time seemed to slow down. He tried to avoid the kitten, but he was going to fast. As it hit him he was flung off of the ATV. He tumbled down a steep hillside, finally coming to a stop in a clearing. He slowly got up, checking to see if he was hurt. He looked around. He saw nothing but trees, but as he started to turn around something darted from one tree to another. He struggled to see into the shaded forest. Not knowing what was hiding behind the trees he picked up a rock, and hurled it in the direction of the creature. It bounced off a nearby boulder and landed loudly in the underbrush. Whatever it was, it was startled by the sudden noise. As it ran off into the forest, the ATV driver gave chase. As he weaved through the forest, branches whipped at his face. But as he chased the figure around a rather large tree, he dissappeared. His eyes darted as he franticly scanned the forest. He heard a twig snap behind him. He whirled around, but there was nothing there. Then a gun clicked behind his head. He froze. But his look of panic was quickly replaced by a smile. Then he leapt up, and flipped backward. He landed on both feet behind the armed figure. Then he grabbed his arm and pulled it behind him. The figure grunted as he flipped his attacker over his back.

The wind was knocked out of the ATV driver, as he landed on his back. The figure holstered his pistol.

"You have some nice moves," said the figure with a smerk.

"Thanks," said the skinny ATV driver with a surprised look. While trying to recover his breathe, the figure extended a hand and helped him up.

The ATV driver studied him. He looked like a survivalist, since he was wearing thick gray pants, with a camo jacket and olive drab vest.

"Who are you?" Said the ATV driver with a suspicious look on his face.

"I'm Lord Wiener. Also known as the Dark lord of the peach."

The ATV driver wondered what 'Dark lord of the peach' meant, but now he knew who he was.

"I heard you saved an entire busload of kids from a disgruntled mailman."

"Yep, that was me," he said as he looked at his watch. "Crap, its harvest time." He said as he turned around and started walking. The ATV driver walked along side.

"Harvest time? Harvest what?"

"Peaches. What else?"

"Do you eat them?"

"Hell no."

"Then what are they good for?"

"Oh, you'd be surprised" he said with a grin. "So, now that you know who i am, who the hell are you?"

"Oh, i'm AegenemmnoN..."

kinda annoying how 5 blank spaces dont stay 5 blank spaces. so i just put a whole line between them.




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#5 14 years ago

i feel the need to sticky this.. i really do.




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#6 14 years ago

i was bored so i wrote a second part. i PM'ed it to WW2Dude and it'll be up to him weather or not to use it. so i'm not showing it to you guys.

just thought i'd let you know.




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#7 14 years ago

can any one contribute or no?

would be fun if people just carried on with this :dance: :dance:


Thinking about it.



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#8 14 years ago

weather or not we do that should be up to ww2dude. and if we do, i've already done part two.




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#9 14 years ago

Perhaps I shall contribute to this story...at one point or another, once I organize my thoughts and am at a psychological point where I can articulate them in writing. :faq:




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#10 14 years ago

I'm going to write it, but i appreciate your interest. ;)

I'm going to start on chapter 2 soon.