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the1chaos VIP Member

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#1 11 years ago

Yes. Those bastards are coming to herass me again tomorrow. Any way to rid myself of them permanently, and completely?

Help. :(




KoЯsakoff

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#2 11 years ago

I'm not going to be there! Damn those nurses have to wait :p




Polska

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#3 11 years ago

I can only hope your joking and if you aren't. Jump.




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#4 11 years ago

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Darth Parrot™

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#5 11 years ago

Who exactly are the clini-clowns?




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#6 11 years ago

You are standing in a large room, filled with various treasures. Most of the treasure is gold stuffed into open chests, but there are also some precious stones and items of jewellery. There is a large gateway to the north which is currently closed, and a small passageway to the east which heads underground. There is a possum here. There is a Polska here. There is a small slip of paper on the ground.

> [COLOR="Green"]examine possum[/COLOR]

This is a possum. It appears to have been dead for quite some time, and has gone completely stiff. It has a large coin wedged in its mouth.

> [COLOR="Green"]examine polska[/COLOR]

The Polska is emitting a foul smell and dancing maniacally backwards and forwards in a most distressing way. It appears to be naked.

> [COLOR="Green"]examine paper[/COLOR]

This is a slip of paper.

> [COLOR="Green"]get paper[/COLOR]

Taken.

> [COLOR="Green"]read paper[/COLOR]

The slip of paper seems to be the remains of a small brochure. The remaining text reads, "Beware! Beware! Beware of the Polska! Beware!"

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska[/COLOR]

What to you want to hit the Polska with?

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with fists[/COLOR]

The dancing Polska easily evades your swinging fists.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with head[/COLOR]

The dancing Polska jumps to one side, and you smack your head on the wall. Dumbass.

> [COLOR="Green"]get possum[/COLOR]

Taken.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

With an almighty swing, you smack the dancing Polska square in the side of the head with the rigid possum.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

With an almighty swing, you smack the dancing Polska square in the side of the head with the rigid possum. The dancing Polska is no longer dancing.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR] With an almighty swing, you smack the Polska square in the side of the head with the rigid possum. The Polska falls down to the ground.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polksa with possum[/COLOR]

There is no polksa here. The Polska has started to cry.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

Another mighty blow strikes the Polska as it lies helpless on the floor, sobbing quietly.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

Once more the rigid possum deals a terrible blow to the helpless Polska. The Polska has started begging for mercy.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

The Polska wails in terror and despair as the rigid possum yet again strikes it on the noggin. Feeling big and clever?

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

The Polksa loses consciousness as the mighty rigid possum strikes it yet again.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR]

The limp body of the Polksa twitches as you hit it with the possum.

> [COLOR="Green"]hit polska with possum[/COLOR] The limp body of the Polksa twitches as you hit it with the possum.

> [COLOR="Green"]kill polska[/COLOR]

What do you want to kill the Polksa with?

> [COLOR="Green"]kill polska with possum[/COLOR]

You can't kill the Polska with the possum. Don't be stupid. It's a possum, you retard.

> [COLOR="Green"]throw possum[/COLOR]

What do you want to throw the possum at?

> [COLOR="Green"]throw possum at polska[/COLOR]

You throw the possum at the Polska. The possum has been building up a sizable amount of methane gas since its death, and it explodes as it impacts with the Polska.

Poof, you're dead!

West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. In the distance you can hear the faint sound of a Polska laughing victoriously. There is a small mailbox here.

> [COLOR="Green"]sod off[/COLOR]

I do not understand 'sod'.

***PLAYER has quit the game***




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#7 11 years ago

Yes! It's The Gf Rpg!




Cap'n Rommel

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#8 11 years ago

the1chaos;3535538Yes. Those bastards are coming to herass me again tomorrow. Any way to rid myself of them permanently, and completely?

Help. :(

I will tell them to lay off... but bring lubricate, just to be on the safe side




Polska

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#9 11 years ago

Don't know what to say aside from: :lol:




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#10 11 years ago

Trow some manatees at them, we seem to have enough of 'em here. I'm sure it'll create chaos and make sure you won't be bothered again, besides this way clini-clows might even make you laugh.


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