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IKS

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#1 10 years ago

The Dangers of LOL, ROFL and LMAO

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People!

There is an increasing amount of danger and risk of personal physical injury on the net these days. These injuries are caused by the needless usage of three dangerous abbreviations - LOL, ROFL and LMAO

Last year 38% of people using message boards, chat rooms and web-based message clients reported spinal injuries and back spams from excessive ROFL-ing.

A further 22% reported problems from LMAO-ing. 16% of those affected suffered uncontrollable Flatulence while 1 % of those affected suffered Fecal incontinence while a whopping 25% suffered Coccydynia (sore tailbone).

But the biggest danger was indeed LOLing. LOLing accounted for the majority of health problems arisen from excessive use. 10% of those using LOLing experienced problems with their vocal chords, a further 30% experienced Tonsillitis while the majority of young teens reported that their voice broke due to LOL-ing although this is speculative and the causes of this are thought to be puberty.

Some isolated cases of other health problems have arose including one person from Nova Scotia who lost all his teeth because he started every sentence with [COLOR=Red]LOL[/COLOR].

People, this is fast becoming a serious risk, even far more serious that zombies overunning the planet..We must act now by stopping unnecessary usage of the three main causes of injury - [COLOR=Red]LOL[/COLOR], [COLOR=Red]ROFL[/COLOR] and [COLOR=Red]LMAO[/COLOR]..

Instead of using these hazardous responses please just stay safe and use a :) instead.

Keep it real and keep it safe peeps!

[COLOR=SlateGray]This message was sponsored by the international medical board of internet Lurkers, Trolls & Spammers[/COLOR]




Darth Taxi

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#2 10 years ago

Shouldn't this be in spam forum?:) But it's funny anyway (LOL). It really is dangerous and people start to lose real emotions.




Death_Korp_Of_KRIEG

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#3 10 years ago

hahaha, gave me a good laugh




Jetfreak

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#4 10 years ago

very funny! What you said made me LOL and ROFLMAO! - ironic isn't it. hehe




Flash525

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#5 10 years ago

+ Green for you my Friend. That was quite good. I'll admit though, it took a minute to actually click. :lol:




Rich19

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#6 10 years ago
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The Dangers of LOL, ROFL and LMAO

saynotorofllolmao.jpg

People!

There is an increasing amount of danger and risk of personal physical injury on the net these days. These injuries are caused by the needless usage of three dangerous abbreviations - LOL, ROFL and LMAO

Last year 38% of people using message boards, chat rooms and web-based message clients reported spinal injuries and back spams from excessive ROFL-ing.

A further 22% reported problems from LMAO-ing. 16% of those affected suffered uncontrollable Flatulence while 1 % of those affected suffered Fecal incontinence while a whopping 25% suffered Coccydynia (sore tailbone).

But the biggest danger was indeed LOLing. LOLing accounted for the majority of health problems arisen from excessive use. 10% of those using LOLing experienced problems with their vocal chords, a further 30% experienced Tonsillitis while the majority of young teens reported that their voice broke due to LOL-ing although this is speculative and the causes of this are thought to be puberty.

Some isolated cases of other health problems have arose including one person from Nova Scotia who lost all his teeth because he started every sentence with [COLOR=Red]LOL[/COLOR].

People, this is fast becoming a serious risk, even far more serious that zombies overunning the planet..We must act now by stopping unnecessary usage of the three main causes of injury - [COLOR=Red]LOL[/COLOR], [COLOR=Red]ROFL[/COLOR] and [COLOR=Red]LMAO[/COLOR]..

Instead of using these hazardous responses please just stay safe and use a :) instead.

Keep it real and keep it safe peeps!

[COLOR=SlateGray]This message was sponsored by the international medical board of internet Lurkers, Trolls & Spammers[/COLOR]

lol

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Sorry, i couldn't resist. Very funny piece of writing there.



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#7 10 years ago

:moved: to Spam. We try to keep an open mind, but this just doesn't quite make the cut for General Discussion. :uhm:




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#8 10 years ago

This is awesome.


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IKS

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#9 10 years ago

Some of you maybe wondering where or how the hell I came up with this.. well I guess I'm in one of those quirky moods today and nearly everyone I know is a LOLer or a ROFLer or even some are LMAOers and it's gotta stop.... Now I don't want this to take precedence over the zombie threat to our civilization but it is fast becoming a threat to the whole human race. You can kill a zombie but you can't kill a LOL!




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#10 10 years ago

:) It works