The Febuary 14th Firing squad is now open for business. 37 replies

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Lord Rumpuss V VIP Member

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#1 10 years ago

Notice to the public at large:

The Febuary 14th revolutionaries cadre firing squad have been preparing their ammunition and shining their guns in preparation for those luckless people who will be spending valentine's day alone on feb. 14th, feel free to visit your local national parks to stare at envy at the strolling lovestruck fools as you are slowly being led to the firing line, there to be tied up to a pole, blindfolded and finally shot.

Admission is free via proof of heartache and frustrations. And just downright anti-social behaviour. To get early reservations on the firing line, contact the nearest local weirdo-who-still-lives-in-his-mums basement in your area.

That is all.

Sincerly yours,

Wasturr a.k.a "The grump whose about to get shot for the 4th time again this year."

Signature brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Captain Fist


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#2 10 years ago

I forgot to thank you for wishing me a happy birthday, Disciple, thank you.

And what's this, now?


keyboard warrior

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20th January 2006

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#3 10 years ago

Valentine's Day.


I follow teh Moo!

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#4 10 years ago

can we apply for the cadre firing squad instead?

Stewie VIP Member

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#5 10 years ago

Yay, 20th year of not having anyone on valentines day. Can someone just shoot my heart this time?



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#6 10 years ago

I'm more of a throat guy. Let you bleed it out.

Kinda mimics the feelings anyways.


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#7 10 years ago

what is love?


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#8 10 years ago

Attention: The February 14th Firing Squad has been relocated to this thread - link.


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#9 10 years ago

stop it rich


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#10 10 years ago

hes gotten me to many times with that-check it btw nano love is what im in :love1: