Hear ye, people of the Spam Forum! We have returned once more to protect you! To serve you and keep you from harm! With the help of my comrades, Red Rebel (Co-Commander of Forum Militia), Vertical345 (Commander of Militia Air Forces), and Radz0r (Commander of Militia Ground Forces), we will make the Forum a desirable place to live once more, through the banishment of evils such as Peachism and Elf Pr0n, and spreading to you all the joys of a Kiwiist lifestyle.
We need staff, so applications are welcome! Great positions are still available! Simple post here or PM me or Red Rebel and tell us any particular skills, and we'll find a use for you! We pay well!
-From the desk of Jesus_of_Suburbia, Commander of the Forum Militia.
N0es! Teh peach isn't evil... I'm sure we can work out some agreement with them, so that we may live in peace and harmony, or at least work together for now to rid us of this threat, the N.E.W.B.I.E.S. Never the less, the artillery is standing by, as am I in by non-soiled bunny suit.
We shall also teach the joys of tent living! WOO. I have stolen control over the Inter-dimensional Forces as well.
-From the small table of Radish, Forum Miltia Ground Commander, Inter-dimensional Force Commander, and second in command of the GFUAUFAMT
Red, we always seek a peaceful alternative. Peaceful just sometimes means complete annihilation. And yeah, you're promoted from Artillery Division Commander to Co-Commander of the Militia. We have a new engineered bunny suit for you as well. It'll withstand most subsonic impacts.
Jesus of SuburbiaIt'll withstand most subsonic impacts.
And most bombs
If the Forum Militia forums an alliance with the Peachists, then I will have to inform my leaders that I believe it would be best for the S.P.A.M. Party break off all ties with the Militia and declare full scale war against the traitors.
You have been warned.
/me dons new bunny suit w00t.
*After seeing above* If that is the way it must be... then let it be so. But let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
/me does not mention contradictory allegiance to both the Peach and the Militia
SeinfeldRules! You've returned! <3
We will NEVER ally with the Peachist scum. And I quote myself: "Peaceful just sometimes means complete annihilation." I appoint you Forum Militia Chief of Public Relations. You were always good with the motivational speeches and what not.
But I belong to the SPAM Party! Let's just call me the Minister of Public Relations and What Not for the Spam Forum's Anti-Peachist Conglomerate, or, MPRWNSFAPC.
No wait! Let's flip a few words around and... Minister of Relations concerning the Public and What Not for the Spam Forum's Anti-Peachist Conglomerate, or MRPWNSFAPC
But, Red Rebel is a follower of the Peach doctrine. Quik and i, leaders of N/FC are soundly devoted to Spam.