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#1 9 years ago

Here resides the headquarters of the Forum Militia, keeping watch over the holy land of Spam. After the destruction of our last HQ, we weren't left with much, so this place is still under construction. Initial staffing assignments so far:

  • Zamamee: Supreme Chancellor of the Forum Militia
  • book: Civilian Commander of the Forum Militia
  • Commissar MercZ: Chief Engineer
  • Afterburner: Commander of Air Forces
  • -Ghost-: [Assignment pending]
  • Professor Dr. Scientist: Head of Rage Department
  • Ronald_Jesch: Chief of Secret Police

-Ghost-, see me for assignment. Obviously your rank prior to your presumed death is still important.




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#2 9 years ago

We shall construct our next HQ then... OUT OF SPAM CANS.

y/n




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#3 9 years ago

If you need an Air Force look no further. Though I'm a bit unconventional. I equip all of my fighter pilots with shield, lance, and sword.




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#4 9 years ago

To help improve the quality of the spam forum, and allow free and fun posting for all spammers the Forum Militia will be commencing random Loyalty Checks.

This will only be a problem for those few spammers who actually do have ZiffDavis sympathies that they are hiding. Most of us need not worry when the glorious militia knocks on our door.

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#5 9 years ago

Afterburner;4926258If you need an Air Force look no further. Though I'm a bit unconventional. I equip all of my fighter pilots with shield, lance, and sword.[/QUOTE] Excellent, we've been in a shortage of lance-armed jets lately. I'll add you to the roster. [QUOTE=book;4926263]To help improve the quality of the spam forum, and allow free and fun posting for all spammers the Forum Militia will be commencing random Loyalty Checks.

This will only be a problem for those few spammers who actually do have ZiffDavis sympathies that they are hiding. Most of us need not worry when the glorious militia knocks on our door.

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An excellent plan. Nobody expects the Spamish Inquisition!




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#6 9 years ago

I actually already have our first aircraft design ready to go. It's a bit dated but it's never failed me.

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#7 9 years ago

You just can't argue with a tried and true design like that. It has truly withstood the test of time.

-Ghost-, when you see me for your appointment, please remember to bring blueprints for an updated Gun Carriage.




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#8 9 years ago

Comrades, I'm thinking of making the Bear Cavalry vodka fueled. Will this be economical?




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#9 9 years ago

The Red Thread will certainly have more Victory Vodka than its inhabitants can physically consume. It should make for excellent bear fuel.




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#10 9 years ago

I have another new design. It's just a rough sketch, mind you.

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Behold! Bearbourne Calvary!

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