As many of you know, there is another manatee invasion starting. But this time, the manatees are much stronger and much smarter than they were in the last war; our old weapons may not cut it.
Thus I've built this place to help construct weapons for our army to help fight this evil. We supply you with anti-manatee weapons for free, but we need some researchers to help find out what exactly is the manatee's weakness.
*set's a pile of grenades on the counter*
there's a good days construction, use these grenades well...
My retirment home is right on the edge of the manatee territory so we can relay intel on their movements and habits. But in exchange we'll need you're latest stuff. prehaps we can have a partnership?
A partnership working against this great evil would be a wise desicion :)
we just got several of these things in the last shipment:
Bullets still work against manatee's. However intelligence reports suggest that manatees may be evolving kevlar hides, wether these reports are true is currently being debated.
Researchers however have discovered that a Manatee will explode when injected with exceptionally large amounts of botox. Were still trying to build botox weapons though, so be on the lookout for those in the future.
These pistols and grenades are all we have for now though. We're expecting another shipment of rubber ducks soon though.
They already Have kevlar hides. We captured one a few days ago and our studies showed it had kevlar hides, nightvision, a seeing range of 700 feet and that's all we got before it crawled overed to the southeast lava pool and died. So it looks like it has a weakness of lava.
*takes out notepad and takes notes*
Our scientists have already been trying to figure out what would happen if you chucked a freakin' hot muffin at a manatee. Results are rather vague so far; I'll see if I can get them to look into lava weapons instead.
*Also takes notes*
BTW, how have you arranged the fire safety and other security issues of your factory? I mean, this manatee in a fire and bulletproof suit wouldn't be able to do any harm with his satchel charges I guess?
I will assist you in installing by installing several quad laser turrets around the perimeter of your shelter.
Don't underestimate the manatees. They seem to be slightly reflective.
Men, we need a manatee prisoner. With all these rumors floating around, who knows what we're up against...
Manatee prisoner? No way! *Signals manatee to evacuate* *Watches manatee move out from the burning inferno that once was the GF super secret anti-manatee weapons factory*
I didn't make it!
I have a gauss gun from HL1, I tested it last night, and I know it can shoot through (and instantly kill) at least 3 scientists all lined up, so it could help