I'm sure you've noticed by now that IcePure and Splicer101 have been promoted to moderators, and I'm sure you know that promotions - especially to moderator - are not handed out lightly on GameFront. Indeed, those who eventually become moderators have always displayed great strength of character and moral fortitude. Now, it is not my intention to cast doubt on the character of our newest moderators, who have proven themselves to be model spam forum citizens. Until now. I have in my possession intercepted phone recordings which prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that IcePure and Splicer101 gained their promotions through illegitimate means. In fact, they bought their current member status with no less than 50lbs of bacon each. Even more shockingly, I was approached with this offer, which I of course refused. I was insulted that someone would think that being a mod was worth that much bacon, and appalled that such corruption was taking place.
That's outrageous! I would pay only a single strip of bacon for the position. 50lbs is beyond overkill!
Argh Kafargbarg Hargh.
Mister Angry Rules Guy
1st February 2010
[COLOR=orange]I sense a conspiracy. :rolleyes:[/COLOR]
Me and Ryojin apologise for any harm it may of caused. Obviously we supplied these people with bacon. It may have not been the right time in the week however they were desperate for bacon. They got on their knees and pleaded in front of our desks for just one more strip. Ryojin refused to allow such scum even come close to his bacon MID WEEK and asked Raptor(who was by the door in shades) to either throw them out or kill them. I on the other hand did make them a deal, Splicer and Ice now owe me and Ryojin UBER BACON. Bacon so powerful that it can only be extracted from radioactive pigs in ouagadougou that were spawned from Rocky mating with Rambo. Now however we see that this amount of bacon has gone to a wrong course. If you ar wondering where the admins have been lately do not fear! Me and Ryojin have them 'stored' in our fridge until they admit what they have done and promise to return our bacon, delete Ice and Splicer and give us the UBER BACON we require.
Your not getting your bacon back
I have all the bacon
i admit i dealt bacon but instead i just pinched it out of the admins pockets as they left i have also raided your fridge aswell as your dispensers and stole all of ice's bacon!
I intend to combine this near infinate supply of bacon into a bacon diamond, to fire out bacon death rays for my laser aimed at earth on a planet made entirely out of bacon and has enough animals of a porcine animals to supply me with bacon FOREVER!
all while evilly eating a bacon sarnie...
FOR I AM THE GREAT BACON THIEF!