The Great Thread of Winkle Von Hammerschmit 2 replies

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#1 2 years ago

There's a confused new girl in Dallas and she has everybody talking. Stunningly puny and devastatingly ugly, all the boys want her. However, Virginia Gobble has a secret - she's a tactless vampire.

Winkle Von Hammerschmit is a retarded, rotund boy who enjoys socialising. He becomes fascinated by Virginia who can stop elephants with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish. His best friend, a dislikeable robot called Joseph, helps Winkle begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the red, ripped rope.

When bodies start turning up all over Dallas, Winkle begins to fear the worst. The robot urges him to report Virginia to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?

He may resist Virginia's bite, but can he resist her charms? Will he be caught talking with the vampire?

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#2 2 years ago

I think Winkle should be extradited.



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#3 2 years ago

Duckringshire is in agreement with Bielorus. This "Winkle von Hammerschidt" is a menace to society. Deport them. It is what we do with cats.