The Great Yak/Llama wars. 23 replies

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#1 11 years ago

Gather round...gather round... for I tell thee a story of ancient times.

A long time ago there was a great emperor of the lands.A wise Yak called emperor Longhorn.Longhorn raised and mustered a terrifying army of yaks that ravaged the lands and conquered the ancient world. This unstoppable forced destroyed many civilizations throughout the time and brought fear upon every land it walked on.For this was the Great Yak Army , and nothing could oppose it. For centuries the Yak Empire reigned supreme...until one year...that suddenly changed.

News spread far of a new and powerful emperor who claimed he would destroy the Yak Empire with an even more powerful army.The rumors seemed true...for the new emperor was of a different species - The Llama army of Peru.Led by emperor Spit- the llama army was a direct threat to the Yaks who held the land for centuries. An army bred in secret in the mountains of Peru... these new fast and agile warriors attacked at range using projectile spit.And was adept at camping in nearby hills and forming night-attacks on yak camps. Word spread fast that the Llama army was on their way... and it was true. For centuries the 2 forces battled it out to hold the land until one day - the 2 emperors met for one epic battle to the death upon a huge hill.During the epic encounter...it would be both their final hour. For Emperor Spit was stabbed in the heart with Longhorns gigantic horns... but not before he could give one last spit. This fatal spit landed in Longhorns eyes.He stumbled for a while...blinded...until finally falling down the hill and into the jagged rocks below.They had both killed each other.With the 2 emperors dead , the forces slowly faded away... until humans conquered the lands and the great war was forgotten.

But now the 2 opposing factions will make a new stand against each other , and the human race. The time of battle is upon us... for the war is breaking out and you must choose a side to join.Only one empire can win.

My heart lies with the Yak Empire...

[COLOR=Red]TO BATTLE!

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#2 11 years ago

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#3 11 years ago

llama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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#4 11 years ago

im with the humans all the way, we have spoons you see




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#5 11 years ago

Hmm...I'll side with humanity. DOWN WITH THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS!




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#6 11 years ago

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#7 11 years ago

Oh, and you basically said Longhorn killed himself. You messed it up. You should correct that and have it say that Emperor Spit did it.




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#8 11 years ago

Btw , I had plans for the Yak Empire a year ago. - http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/278585-great-yak-plan.html

See... we plan in advance.I don't see any plans for the Llama Empire.That's why we are going to win this war!




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#9 11 years ago

*Puts out three year old plans for the Human empire* Ha!




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#10 11 years ago

wait, i acctualy prefer the yaks, they helped us out agaisnt the manatees, i guess i kinda owe them, yh im with the yaks