The Haunted Tale of Pastor J Saville 3 replies

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#1 2 years ago

Pastor J Saville suspected something was a little off when his roman catholic mother tried to suck him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly horrid child, Madeleine McCann, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Madeleine proved to be vile and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with singing Jim'll Fix It's theme tune. Pastor J soon learnt that Madeleine had taken an oath never to fondle wildly a human being.

When Pastor J's roman catholic mother is injured in an unfortunate tracksuit accident, Pastor J realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Madeleine's appearances on top of the pops and riding a donkey, Pastor J finds himself falling for the child. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a BBC Executive appears before Pastor J and warns him of a darkness within Madeleine. The BBC Executive gives Pastor J the brown Jim Fixed It For Me Badge - the only weapon that can defeat a horrid child.

Will Pastor J find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly sexually aroused? (Hint: yes!)

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#2 2 years ago

not appropriate

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#3 2 years ago

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#4 2 years ago

Infactual error!

In the Roman Catholic church, the priest is usually the one sucking the boys.