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Revenge Advanced Member

Shizzle my nizzle

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28th July 2004

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#1 15 years ago
  • Free tickets to Ross Noble Live at the Albert Hall
  • A cool party badge
  • Discount booklet for major kiwi stores (mainly Kiwico, Kiwisbury's and Kiwimart) worth Ā£5000
  • A bag of all-new Jamaican kiwis (very juicy)
  • A kiwi pension - a bag of kiwis a week for over 65's
  • An 'I pledge my life to the Kiwi Party forever' keyring
  • Green kiwi clothing
  • Kiwi recipe book

For all those who vote for the Kiwi Part and its coalition in the upcoming election!




Mastershroom Advanced Member

Frag Out!

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18th November 2004

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#2 15 years ago

Added bonuses for those who also join our armed forces, either the Kiwi Proletariat or Forum Militia! -Custom kiwi skin for your personal sidearm -Distinctive and fashionable kiwi-shaped hand grenades -An appropriate license plate frame (sorry, U.S. citizens only. Consolation for foreign citizens: bumper sticker) for either Proletariat or Militia And of course, the respect of the awed citizens who look upon you, the brave warrior of the Kiwi!




Ghost_AB

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#3 15 years ago

yeah pathfinder is good i hate the tank levels but helo ones are grate




Sindrevike

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7th December 2004

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#4 15 years ago

Your Bribery Will Not Work You Commy Scum1!!!




Rookie Advanced Member

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#5 15 years ago

Sure it will. Watch.