The Lost Unpublished Biography of Red Menace 8 replies

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#1 4 years ago

Rod Albert Menass, better known as "Red Menace" was born in the humble town of Ontario, close to Denver, Texas. He learned fine arts, martial arts and meth-producing in high school before drafting into the army in 1953. He joined the Ranger division and is highly regarded for his efforts in Korea and Vietnam. Red was honorably discharged the 31st February 1968, being awarded the Congressional Medal of Spam, three Iron Crosses and the Order of Leninade.

For a brief time, he was a scholar working on Marx's toiletry while living in Prague, UK. There he learned sciences. While studying in the UK, Red met who he thought was the girl of his dreams and fell deeply in love. It was revealed afterwards that it was Schofield. It is uncertain whether or not the relationship continued or ended, but Toph got pregnant. At some point during the little depression (Not as known as the 20's big depression), he is known to have urinated in Fortunes lawn, rendering it unable to be mowed because his manliness affected DNA of the grass.

He returned to the States in 1984, where he attended to a Flock of seagulls concert and almost catched the gay, but was miraculously saved by his courage. He re-enlisted in 1992 and was shipped to Afghanistan, where he became heavily addicted to barbiturates and opium. It's speculated that he took 4 whole opiums every tuesday and friday, as well as listening to Garth Brooks at any possible situation.

Thanks to his contacts, he was honorably discharged without ceremony and returned to Arkansas, where he joined the Forums of Filefront in August 2004.

Nowadays, he lives in his hometown in Texas and dyes cats and weaves deadly baskets. He's still among the Rangers Hall of Fame and well-known for his books on Roman cutlery in the UK. He gets stabby now and then.

Below: Statue of Red Menace in Berlin, Germany. 2758470797_9c39b63781.jpg


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#2 4 years ago

He also pissed on my lawn once.

And like the preservation of a schoolboy the first time he touches a girl's ass, I haven't mowed that spot ever since...




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#3 4 years ago

9/10 would read again




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#4 4 years ago

Thanks to you for positive feedbacks. Flied lice fol you.

Fortune;5712507He also pissed on my lawn once.

And like the preservation of a schoolboy the first time he touches a girl's ass, I haven't mowed that spot ever since...

Thank you for your input, the Biography has been updated.


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#5 4 years ago

He has a fro?




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#6 4 years ago

A fake fro to fit into the crowd.




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#7 4 years ago

All I've ever wanted was to be popular.


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cooters on fire off the shoulder of General Discussion. I watched spittle-flecked posts glitter in the dark near the Pub. All those moments will



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#8 4 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5712504 He returned to the States in 1984, where he attended to a Flock of seagulls concert and almost catched the gay, but was miraculously saved by his courage. He re-enlisted in 1992 and was shipped to Afghanistan, where he became heavily addicted to barbiturates and opium. It's speculated that he took 4 whole opiums every tuesday and friday, as well as listening to Chris Gaines at any possible situation.

FIXED. Where's my bowl of fried lice, bitch?!




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#9 4 years ago

Citation needed


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