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Vantage

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#1 9 years ago

I've finally found the forefather to the goldfish cracker!

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It's... the oyster cracker!

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Both creatures of the underwater snack cracker seas!




Metall_pingwin

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#2 9 years ago

Somebody needs to take another look at an oyster and rethink that design.




Badha1rday

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#3 9 years ago

I've had those. Taste pretty damn bland, imo. Giant bags though. Good snack food.




Vantage

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#4 9 years ago

Good in soup. Don't have to break them up like saltines.




rebornintheglory

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#5 9 years ago

Building blocks of the future.




SuperSmeg

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#6 9 years ago

Animal crackers?

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Random response: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!!111




Red Menace

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#7 9 years ago

They're for clam chowder!


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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 9 years ago

Goldfish crackers were created in their state of perfection by God. There's no way something as sublime as the goldfish could be related to those base and beastly oyster crackers.




Mitch Connor

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#9 9 years ago

Goldfish crackers are the next step in perfection, I wonder if we could make a connection to Swedish Fish. They're on an equal par of awesomeness, however they are gummy and goldfish crackers are crackers.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#10 9 years ago

when goldfish go to heaven they become swedish fish.




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