Somebody needs to take another look at an oyster and rethink that design.
I've had those. Taste pretty damn bland, imo. Giant bags though. Good snack food.
Good in soup. Don't have to break them up like saltines.
Building blocks of the future.
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10th August 2004
Goldfish crackers were created in their state of perfection by God. There's no way something as sublime as the goldfish could be related to those base and beastly oyster crackers.
Goldfish crackers are the next step in perfection, I wonder if we could make a connection to Swedish Fish. They're on an equal par of awesomeness, however they are gummy and goldfish crackers are crackers.
when goldfish go to heaven they become swedish fish.