Quick, get in! We have enough ammo and supplies to last us through the weekend.
Fail. You Forgot To Close The Door Nubz
I'm too cool to Post
17th July 2003
[Scene: Somewhere on the frontlines at a anti FH bunker. Someone knocks on the door.] Metall_Pingwin: [not opening the door] Yes? Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh? Metall_Pingwin: What? Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr? Metall_Pingwin: Who is it? Voice: [pause] Flowers. Metall_Pingwin: Flowers for whom? Voice: [long pause] Plumber, sir. Metall_Pingwin: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you? Voice: [pause] Candygram. Metall_Pingwin: Candygram, my foot. Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it. Voice: I'm only a dolphin, sir. Metall_Pingwin: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door] [Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on Metall_Pingwin head, and drags him out of the bunker, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]
No I don't know who did.
4th November 2003
*lurks around in the shadows*
*Drinks pig blood and smiles*
I will NOT GIVE IN! I have ammo, and I have stubborn. *reloads*
You have stubborn eh?
I shall be stubborn until reinforcements arrive. Then, maybe I will be acknowledged as the lone defender of the spam.
A superior 5-digit number
27th June 2004
Muahahahha you are already surrounded! we are in the process of poisoning your water supply! muahahahahaha