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Adrian Tepes Forum Mod

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#11 8 years ago

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Umm.........how 'bout a quantity of quality? The problem is you guys think of spam as just "spam derp, random post." In order to make good spam, it has to be spontaneous, but it doesn't just involve spontaneity, it has to have EFFORT.

It can't be the same thing repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and OVER again. It has to be original, or at the very least, clever.

For instance, when you make a spam post you don't think of it as a spam post, you think of it as something you would REALLY say with deep conviction. Get what I'm sayin', hmm?


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#12 8 years ago

But if it is something that you would say, something you believe, then perhaps the spam section is not the proper place for it after all.

At any rate, my reasoning for the lack of quality is simple. Nobody gives a flying fuck* about pretty much anything I post, so why bother posting anything of quality? Sure, you could go on to ask why I bother posting anything at all, but the answer to that is quite simple as well: I'm always fucking bored and I have absolutely nothing else to do most of the time.

*Or a grounded fuck, for that matter.


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#13 8 years ago
Ryojin;5584889But if it is something that you would say, something you believe, then perhaps the spam section is not the proper place for it after all.

Let me rephrase that, one of the keywords was "conviction," in other words, acting.

At any rate, my reasoning for the lack of quality is simple. Nobody gives a flying fuck* about pretty much anything I post, so why bother posting anything of quality? Sure, you could go on to ask why I bother posting anything at all, but the answer to that is quite simple as well: I'm always fucking bored and I have absolutely nothing else to do most of the time.

This is irrelevant, it's not even that hard to post a decent spam thread. Part of what the spam forum is is a place to act like really sick, weirdos with no sane thoughts. It's kind of an outlet from the rest of the forum which is filled, mostly, with a bunch of shit that nobody cares about (i.e. the pub).


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#14 8 years ago

I guess I am just too completely uninspired and boring to be able to come up with anything of decent quality. Of course, I don't think I claimed anything to the contrary, but if I did, I do apologize.

But still... "Good" is just a point of view. "Decent" too. What's good to some may not be good to others. Who are you to judge what is good and what isn't? I'm not necessarily saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that mebbe it isn't your place to make such a judgment.


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#15 8 years ago
Ryojin;5584895But still... "Good" is just a point of view. "Decent" too.

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Who are you to judge what is good and what isn't?

I'm me. And I've seen plenty of examples, even if some of them are practically ancient, of good spam. Good spam is essentially the kind that provides a good, hearty laugh, and not just cheap laughs or chuckles. Knaw 'mean?

I'm not necessarily saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that mebbe it isn't your place to make such a judgment.

I never said it was, I'm not asking for people to take my word for it, I'm just saying if you want to shut us annoying-complainers up, you guys are going to have to give us a good reason =p

And come on, un-inspired? That's ridiculous, I seriously doubt that any of you lack the creativity necessary to make the spam forum like it once was.

But I digress, I'm gonna go shoot up the rest of my liquid-drano.


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#16 8 years ago

I'm not speaking for anyone else...

My creativity comes and goes. It's gone more often than not. When it is not gone, however, I often find other places to make use of it. That's about as good a reason for not having quality spam as you're going to get from me.


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#17 8 years ago

Heeeeeey.... :mad:




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#18 8 years ago

What?


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#19 8 years ago
SuperSmeg;5584900Heeeeeey.... :mad:

Oh, I'm sorry, did I squeeze too hard? :naughty:




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#20 8 years ago

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