The origin of masturbation. 17 replies

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Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#1 11 years ago

Unknown. :confused:




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#2 11 years ago

I invented masturbation. It's obvious.


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Queef Richards

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#3 11 years ago

Common neanderthal: Ugh! Oogh! Lady Neanderthal keep on hitting me with big club right between my legs! I try to pull off! Feel good.




Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#4 11 years ago

Oof Oof use goat feces as lubricant Oof Oof




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Queef Richards

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#5 11 years ago

Goat kills Oof Oof, uses semen as lubricant so goat can masterbait.




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Queef Richards

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#6 11 years ago

master_bait.jpg




Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#7 11 years ago

Raped.

I mean repped.




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#8 11 years ago

Masterbait ftw.

You need masterbait when you go hunting, be it fish, bear, deer or other wildlife, you need masterbait out there.




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#9 11 years ago

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Masturbate like an Egyptian...




Chris_Hansen

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#10 11 years ago

Pedophile's invented Masturbation. They have no other way of satisfaction once I have captured them.




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