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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#1 12 years ago

There is a segment of the population that can read our minds. We never read or hear anything about them because they only discuss their abilities telepathically. The only way I've figured out to find them is to think disgusting and/or offensive thoughts and see if they lose their compusure (look for a flash of disgust across their faces).




DarthParrot

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#2 12 years ago

I knew you would post this thread.

*Twilight Zone music ensues*




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#3 12 years ago

There's no way to prove there aren't invisible robots from the future all around us.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#4 12 years ago

All the people you think are your friends and family are actually part of a vast organization that's keeping tabs on you for nefarious purposes.




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#5 12 years ago

Losing control... they're here, I see them, I hear them, I feel them. Their hideous tendrils and claws, creeping around while we are blind to it. They're trying to destroy us, they'll get me, and they'll get you too. Run, think, fight, live!




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#6 12 years ago

Damn it. We've been discovered. We'll need to find everybody who has seen this thread and *ahem* have a talk with them.


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DarthParrot

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#7 12 years ago

You can't have a talk with the entire world!




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#8 12 years ago

How do you know FileFront isn't a cover up for a Russian military website selling Nuclear warheads clad in gold?




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#9 12 years ago

The corporations control everything. FileFront is simply an outpost to feed their capitalistic hunger. There are no communists either. The corporations want you to think that so you buy things in case of a "nuclear disaster"




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#10 12 years ago
Fetter Zickleinmorder;4442372The corporations control everything. FileFront is simply an outpost to feed their capitalistic hunger. There are no communists either. The corporations want you to think that so you buy things in case of a "nuclear disaster"

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