The Peach Party's final stand 5 replies

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Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

Hello, fellow GF users.

This thread is to declare the final stand of the Peach Party.

After many swaying decisions Aeg and I, as party leaders, have come to the decision that the Peach Party will make its own stand in the upcoming election. The reason for this, is, in fact, fairly simple: Peaches are peachy. Peaches should not be influenced in any way. Although we respect the Spam Party and its members, we feel that we must part ways - for now - and we wish them all the best for the elections.

The Peach Party was already the strongest party before the merger, and I believe that it has a good fighting chance in the upcoming elections. Also, the "Spamming Peach Party" jsut doesn't sound right.

Aeg has appointed me to be the election candidate for the elections. It seems that I will be running for GF presidency this year.

Here is a copy of the party's agenda:

---------------------------- The Peach Party Agenda

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by Lord Wiener

The Peach Party, founded in 2004, believes in the non-economical consumption of peaches.

Many will ask: "But why peaches? Why should we join?"

The reason for this is simple. Peaches are a healthy nutritional supplement and should be eaten at any time. The Peach Party will fight hard to give every individual as many peaches as they need. Never again shall there be a person in despair because of a lack of peaches.

Beside our main goal, we aim to revolutionize politics with a surreal approach to matters.

Political surrealism investigates a completely new branch of political activity. This approach contains both a method of expressing our beliefs as well as serving to confuse our opponents.

Though there are few that would truly oppose us, we believe in a non-violent solution to conflicts. By peach offerings we seek to come to terms with our opponents, and look for the solution that makes life peachy.

Latest research has managed to discredit the well known phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". The facts show that, in fact, the phrase "A peach a day keeps the doctor away" is more appropriate.

Not only is the party concerned about its members, but also about the general health of the world. We believe everyone should be physically able to enjoy life as it should be: peachy.

Members will receive a free membership to the International Church of Wienerism[TM], an initiation peach and access to the latest in peach technology.

The Peach Party. Making life peachy.

The time to act is now. I ask that all members of the Peach Party return to their former designations as Peach Party members, not as Spamming Peach members, and that they report to this thread.

In the end, you must not ask what the peaches can do for YOU, but what YOU can do to make life peachy. And that is, in essence, peachy.

Cheers,

Lord Wiener VP of the Peach Party and election candidate 2004.


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Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#2 14 years ago

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ScOrPY VIP Member

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#3 14 years ago

millions of peaches.




Oompa

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#4 14 years ago

Peach.




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#5 14 years ago

peaches for me.




Homer Gonerson

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#6 14 years ago

independent